Roy Donk

Designer. Professional crastinator.

[Aaron Cannon @AaronLCannon]

I started talking to my co-founder like Claude

[heather @heatherjaykay]

Chills.

[Matt 🍊 @titanmatt_]

I’ve been saying dih bih gah for 24 hours straight and I can’t stop

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

High school kids in Ohio, in the early 2000s were given this for lunch and later in the evening they had to guard LeBron James in basketball.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

*little kid in horror movie reveals his morbid crayon drawings of dead bodies*

Me: that's awesome man. Keep at it. Keep working on these things

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

USPS tracking:
Step 1: we don't think it exists
Step 2: delivered

[budum @TimAllenItalian]

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards take him to the bed

[Holobody @holobody]

Bro lets go out and be pillars of the community tonight

[ash @contextmxnster]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(coach sponging down a boxer in the middle of the world heavyweight title fight) why is that guy hitting you

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

no video has ever better encapsulated the feeling of being in office

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

dude we’re beating around the bush later if you want to pull up

[michael wave @michael___wave]

astonishing how whenever you go to the post office the queue in front of you is made up almost entirely of people who appear to have ended up at the post office by accident, have in fact never visited a post office before, and have no idea what they want out of the experience

[Mike Stephens @mikeystephens81]

how am I supposed to read this sentence & not immediately kill myself

[Election Enjoyer @ElxMapping]

Guys, we are so back! It looks like The Onion has funding again, and this new election clip is better than ever.

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”

[REACH HEAVEN BY VIOLENCE @Dick_Butte]

bro straight up i hate my sensei. i'm gonna betray this dude first opportunity i get

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

[Chris @citehchris]

moo dengs first chilis triple dipper

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

Annihilation (Garland, 2018)