Alex Esposito

I can never delete this account bc former president Barack Obama follows me.

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

The devil works hard but the tiny fan inside my computer works harder.

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

So at this point is Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food more popular than Phish?

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

… or does your ability to understand technology end once you become a mother? My son is too young to help me!

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

Mostly came on here bc @Life360 keeps telling my MIL that my password was compromised. It took me 45 minutes to figure out how to change it. And I’ve tried to change my profile pic without success thrice. @elonmusk is this your fault?

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

Fingers crossed @BarackObama doesn’t stop following me now that I’m tweeting again.

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

Back on Twitter for the first time since 2017, anything interesting happen on here lately??

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

@KCMarathon any discount codes for last minute registrants? 🙈🙈

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

@DanicaCh Shhhhh just let it happen.

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

@OUfergie Like. How? And why? And HELP US

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

You know you babysit toddlers when you wonder if Shimmer and Shine is on Netflix.

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

@OUfergie HA

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

.@BacheloretteABC Rachel: I'm really confident with the guys I have left.

My dad: oh my god Whaboom and the Tickle Monster?

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

I would like to add that @panerabread has really stepped up their apple game.

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

I wish all the relationships in my life were as reliable as the one I have with @PaneraBread Rapid Pick-up.

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

#ValentinesDay is just a commercialized holiday invented by razor companies. This morning I shaved for the first time since NYE.

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

Mother Monster was EVERTHING as always. #GagaBowl

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

My New Year's resolution is to read more. 📚#newlibrarycard #sohappy @ Johnson County Library (KS) https://t.co/QZqzFe1euz

[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

Nick Viall is the #Bachelor and none of the contestants have good hair, so what do we really have to look forward to this season?

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[Alex Esposito @AlexLovesNY]

Another successful @oufergie Friendsgiving in the books! 🦃 🍗 🍷 https://t.co/FiEGNhWal5