Alexander Crispin

Yea idk

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Thanks to @meghanjohnson8 shittalking her exes prowess, the Cavs stopped playing like shit. #scornedirishbroad

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The Dispatch fills my Twitter feed with news. The NJ fills it with prom photos. #mansyprobs

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I should own more artwork

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That awk moment when you eat the wrong burrito and then keep eating it.

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Do all Italians have weird opinions, or is it a Sorrenti thing? @EmSorrenti303

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Narrowing 71 down to one lane was a awesome idea.

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Normal moms only text their kids at 11pm if it is important. My mom does it to start casual conversations.

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Worst prank I ever pulled was convincing my cousin that Scarlett Johansson is at the Blue Danube.

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My little brother named his book bag "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"

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@DanCochran1 I don't ya dick

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Congrats @ElianaSorrenti

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So there is a season 3 of Inbetweeners. Nvm sleep tonight.

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Suarez needs banned

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Pirlo looks like what I used to think Jesus looked like. #coincidence?

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@ElianaSorrenti is the worst

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Rigged

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Knowing what comes next is a gift and a curse when watching GOT. Right now it's a sweet sweet gift.

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To the girl at Chipotle who gave me extra sour cream even though I didn't ask for it, yes I will marry you.

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Omg OWU get your shit together. Osu would have started by now.

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@DanCochran1 @onasipmacarat I did. Twice