JD Bewley

Catholic l Civil Engineer | Cleveland | Baseball addict

San Diego Padres fan account after 10pm EST

[JD Bewley @JBewlersDayOff]

Likely just at the beginning of my "watching lots and lots of kids movies" phase. Gotta say Cars 3 is slept on. Much better sequel to the original than Cars 2.

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@CleGuardians please get this kid in 109 row F a swag bag

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@jayhaykid Remember you guys calling Passan maybe a year and a half ago where it was agreed that any Gunnar extension would start with a 5. Wonder how much potential money he's played himself out of.

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Literally every game is blacked out on a holiday weekend. Why am I paying for a service if I can't watch any baseball today @MLBTV

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@jayhaykid Reading this tweet made me think "I bet Torii Hunter, Omar Vizquel, and Derek Jeter won gold gloves in 2005"

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You two knuckleheads can bond over helping cost Cleveland a World Series

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

@JLucroy20 The offer to sit and talk in person still stands. I know you ignored that offer last time you were talking about me, but I’m happy to have a conversation with you so you don’t keep attacking someone you’ve literally never met. We can handle it like adults or…not I guess

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@jayhaykid @JokicToMurray What's even funnier is they'd be even angrier at you if they knew who your team was. One of the craziest one-sided rivalries of the past 10ish years. I enjoy watching their meltdowns every summer as they sink in the standings.

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A whole imdb war over Knight of the 7 Kingdoms Episode 5. It was good but I thought Episode 4 was better.

[Dan Szymborski @DSzymborski]

So basically, Arraez is far more selective about who he'll interact with on Twitter than which pitches he'll interact with at the plate.

[JD Bewley @JBewlersDayOff]

Schrodinger must've been a really messed up dude. He could've just been like "I just changed my infants diaper, if I check it again it'll be full of pee, if I don't check it I don't need to change it." Instead had to make up some weird, unrelatable scenario where he kills a cat.

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@xavierjedwards really enjoyed your interview on @baseballisdead_ ! If time allows, it would be cool if y'all sent your best Mario Kart racer to challenge @MrLapara (best of the Guards clubhouse) while in Cleveland next week!

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

Reminder that the MLB still won’t let the Guardians wear #14 for Larry Doby

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud

https://t.co/EBln5jLq0v

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@UnderdogMLB @baseballisdead_ I beg to differ, Justin Verlander accomplished that feat no less than 4 years ago

[Daniel @DanielTheTEMP]

"One ticket for THE ODYSSEY teaser trailer, please."

[JD Bewley @JBewlersDayOff]

@evacunate @johnrussell_34 @UnderdogMLB He was in March. Pitched for the Mets last Tuesday and then they cut him the next day

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@kev01100258804 @UnderdogMLB probably activated tomorrow

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Man get that outta my face and change the oil...

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@baseballisdead_ Diabolical to release the pod minutes before Skenes vs Mis

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Please say sike

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