Christian Cronauer

Dueling Piano Player.
Microbiologist. Funeral Director.

[Christian Cronauer @CronauerPower]

Things we can't expect but have to be prepared for:
Winds of Winter book release date
The second coming of Christ
Stepping into the Cash Cab

[Christian Cronauer @CronauerPower]

*John Leguizamo holding a puppy*
Me: It's Argos! The goodest boy!

Me one second later: Okay, THIS one's Argos.

#TheOdyssey

[Christian Cronauer @CronauerPower]

The best part of this app is Henry Winkler fishing posts and it's not close

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

And another 🎣 fishing season comes to an end!!! Thank you River

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Hello.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Sorry, I can’t make it. Henry Winkler is fishing again.

[Shannon Guss (Gaitz) @ShannonGaitz]

I'll always see #Survivor50 as the missed opportunity season. There were so many highs, some great characters, some beautiful storytelling & fun antics, some great nods to what makes #Survivor incredible. But it was brought down by twists, the limited new era format, an uneven cast & the wrong emphasis on what hasn't fuelled the show for 50 seasons. It sucks knowing how good it should have been. All they had to do was nothing.

[Christian Cronauer @CronauerPower]

Yes, John Travolta can have a little beret, as a treat.

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

if bob seger released night moves today he'd be humming a song from 2012. possibly gangnam style

[Christian Cronauer @CronauerPower]

@spudfunkel @stephenfishbach Cirie and Jonathan both had zero confessional episodes. It's been a kiss of death when it comes to the edit, post S42

[Christian Cronauer @CronauerPower]

@Celsius233Books @fandompulse The show had been massively different all the way back in season 3.

Thinking D&D knew the thru lines of GRRM's insanely complex plot just illustrates why the show imploded the way it did.

[Christian Cronauer @CronauerPower]

@rocknrollofall @patfinnertyshow

[Christian Cronauer @CronauerPower]

This state of joy captured is my favorite kind of photography

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

[André @AndreSegers]

If The Muppet Show truly does return and breathes new life into the IP, it was impossibly stupid of Disney to get rid of this brilliant attraction that was LITERALLY BASED ON THE SHOW, down to recreating the entire theater #muppetvision3d

[A Grimlock Fly (Commissions open era) @grimlockfly]

it took 3 decades for Disney to figure out what they should of done with the Muppets after aquiring them: just do more Muppet Show.

[Wesley @WesleyBout]

When The Muppet Show gets picked up for a full season I really need them to lock in with these guest stars. A-listers ONLY. None of these boring celebs they get for every Disney special. Meghan Trainor and Pentatonix must be banned from the theater

[Christian Cronauer @CronauerPower]

Big day for dudes that keep a little folding knife in their pocket

[Tyson Apostol @TysonApostol]

So a chopped down version of survivor is still survivor but if you chop it a little bit more it’s not?

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

fergalicious, london bridge, glamorous, clumsy, and big girls don’t cry all on the same album. this was the teenage dream before teenage dream

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Nature’s present 🎁