Alex Witek

Tweeting the best tweets since 2011. Illinois '19.

[Alex Witek @AlexMWitek]

But I would fly 500 miles
And I would fly 500 more
Just to be the man who flies a thousand miles
To poorly attempt to recreate an album cover

[Donald Tusk @donaldtusk]

Dear American friends, Europe is your closest ally, not your problem. And we have common enemies. At least that’s how it has been in the last 80 years. We need to stick to this, this is the only reasonable strategy of our common security. Unless something has changed.

[Alex Witek @AlexMWitek]

@metraUPNW Does Train #618 exist?

[Drew Goins @drewlgoins]

announcer on my Amtrak just said "happy veterans day, i myself did not serve but i'm serving all day in the cafe car, come on by"

[Alex Witek @AlexMWitek]

@royalpratt @WescottImages @chicagotribune Thank you, Trib, for covering this!

[Alex Witek @AlexMWitek]

@talia_soglin @royalpratt @oliviaolanderr @adrianamperezr Thank you, Trib, for covering this!

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

The Illinois fighting Illini tonight

[Matt Coker @StormCoker]

Flipped Porsche on I-70 near Grinnell, KS. Occupants made it out. Tornado weakened on it’s way into town @NWSGoodland

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

white guys be like my name is Alex

[Duolingo @duolingo]

both killed by a Cybertruck

RIP

[Alex Witek @AlexMWitek]

@Champaign_Room Cannot comprehend why Brad subs Gibbs-Lawhorn out after the tying 3 and Humrichous stays in through OT.

[The Chicago Spectator @ChiSpectator]

A coyote is pulled out of cold food section at Aldi in Humboldt Park in #Chicago

[Alex Witek @AlexMWitek]

#Illini absolutely getting the SEC's Southern hospitality treatment from the refs. #CitrusBowl

[Pop-Tarts Bowl @PopTartsBowl]

“Now I am become Trophy, toaster of pastries.” #Poppenheimer #PopTartsBowl

[Sean Hannan @MrDys]

You know that Seinfeld episode where George and Jerry get mistaken for Nazis headed to a Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden? The establishing shot of the airport is a tarmac with a bunch of Trump planes.

Life is too weird.

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

Big news: passenger rail in Wisconsin is expanding and we're funding efforts to expand it even further.

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

Good to see @GovEvers this week in Wisconsin.

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

Great to welcome @SecretaryPete to Wisconsin today and take a ride on an @Amtrak to highlight the work we’re doing together with the Biden-Harris Administration to expand passenger rail in Wisconsin and build the 21st-century infrastructure Wisconsinites deserve.

[Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9]

Triple Strike at 1221am on Monday morning. Simultaneous lightning strikes on the Hancock, Trump Chicago and Sears Tower in Chicago. One image. #weather #news #ilwx #chicago #storm

[sarah @sarahradz_]

I can't prove he's involved (yet), but my 3yo has been obsessing over tow trucks for weeks and today we blew a tire 🧐 on nothing 🧐 for no reason 🧐