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Retired (for now) professional liar - Snake Oil Aficionado - #Celsius

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Hard times require sacrifices. That’s why we’re tightening our belts- Krissy's down to 1 shopping assistant and driving herself to the spa (breaks my heart). I’m even considering taking a smaller bonus this year. We're doing our part so suck it up and do yours.🍋 #CelsiusNetwork

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@raquellrussell One way or another.

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@alanknit @sec_filings_bot @grok Worth $25 per share

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@SimonDixonTwitt Should I hold my ionic shares?

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@Investanswers @GrindeOptions Buy buy buy!

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@NickGibbsIAG Loving your idea of changing by the mile for FSD

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I wish Elon would have done me a solid

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@aussiecomposite @SimonDixonTwitt Krissy and I are planning a nice vacation on the Hebrew Riviera courtesy of depositors

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To be clear, this is not me. It’s my brother Shekel.

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@WallStreetSilv This gives me an idea.

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@vahe2021 @SimonDixonTwitt @KrissyMashinsky Sounding like a sore loser.

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@TiffanyFong_ @KrissyMashinsky @Mashinsky Look here, I’m trying to enjoy my sabbatical and don’t appreciate the paparazzi.

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@JeffTutorials @SimonDixonTwitt Yup

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@nathaliejacoby1

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@MarkGettner @TheFinancer @aryeh_newman @SimonDixonTwitt No need for Kleenex, he swallows every time. 💦🍋

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@MarkGettner @dylanleclair Perhaps George Clooney could play Gary

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I’m winning, because I am a winner.

[Mark2Market @MarkGettner]

In the category of best scammer, the nomination goes to?

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@Luchocalabera @RyanSAdams 👍

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Sam-a bit of advice, grab as much customer funds as you can and hightail it to the land of the free, extradition free🇮🇱 Have @jamers2012 and a few of your stooges create confusion and doubt while you’re enjoying the fruits of your victims labor. @SBF_FTX $FTT

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@booklilifee @aryeh_newman @Jeff_9989 @camcrews @TiffanyFong_ @SimonDixonTwitt @aaronbennett @CelsiusLoans @scaminsky1 Escape??? I’m chilling in at my Haifa beach pad catching some rays. Stop by for a drink if you’re in the area, and remember it’s BYOB.

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@shinnosuke1959 @DaveGoldman008 @TiffanyFong_ @Mashinsky @CelsiusNetwork Bingo