Alex Mirabile

[Robert Cho, MD, FAAOS, FAOA @drrobertcho]

Tell me you’re an orthopaedic surgeon without telling me you’re an orthopaedic surgeon.

#orthotwitter #MedTwitter

[Adi @IDdocAdi]

If Twitter ends tonight let my final words be “please DC the Vanc if cultures are negative” thanks

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

there have been 41 school shooting this year i feel like that is scarier

[Alex Mirabile @AlexMirabile1]

@VinceVisone Must have paid off because the Dr. in front of my name looks GOOD

[Adi @IDdocAdi]

When you add flagyl to an already broad regimen

[[email protected] why not @rebeccawatson]

In the US, teachers buy their own chalk while cops get Captain America shields to protect themselves from women who want healthcare

[PRIMA PISCES @Tekiylaaa]

I think it’s interesting that so many takes are “stop having sex” did y’all forget what men do to us when we say no and they don’t like it???

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

To ask teachers to be on the front line of mass shootings, the front line of a pandemic, and the front line of the struggle against inequality all while underpaying them and systematically underfunding the education system is both cruel and a recipe for societal collapse.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

The GOP is so pro life that 192 of them voted against baby formula yesterday.

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

From now on everyone has to pass their kidney stone naturally even if it might kill them because there were no lasers when God started the universe.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

People who bitched about wearing a mask for a few hours on a plane during a pandemic insisting that surviving nine months of an unwanted pregnancy is no biggie.

[emma @Em_Bers]

bagels should be free for girls

[Alex Mirabile @AlexMirabile1]

@logantetaa HAHA LET ME LIVE

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men