My wife: “Alex stop trying to speak Italian to the waiter, it’s Olive Garden for god sakes and the words you’re saying are wrong”
Me every time the waiter asks if I want more bread:
I don't think Kyle Smith and that staff at Washington State have gotten nearly enough credit this year for finding two ridiculously impressive late-bloomers physically in Isaac Jones and Jaylen Wells that might end up getting drafted after one year in Pullman.
The Plain White Ts reacting to Drake covering Hey There Delilah in a fake Jamaican accent genuinely looks like NASA watching The Challenger disaster I’m crying man
@Cougfan2383@evan_eggs Look man I hope Mateer is great but all last year I spent hearing how bad Ward was and it would be better if Mateer was in and it’s just asinine