Alex muneeni

[UYI @miz_uyik]

"My name doesn't matter. What matters is what's on this computer."

I drove to meet him that same evening.

The laptop was sitting on the table when I arrived.

The buyer looked nervous.

Terrified, actually.

"I found a hidden folder."

I frowned.

"It wasn't my folder."

"That's what I thought too."

He turned the screen toward me.

The folder contained thousands of documents.

Photos.

Audio recordings.

Journal entries.

All about me.

Every job I'd ever had.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Mamen was straight up with her😭😭

[Eric @amerix]

@score1994

[Àgbà John Doe (back up) @jon_d_doee]

She said it absolutely right.

Treat women how they ought to be treated and not how they wish to be treated.

Nicest men get treated the absolute worst.

Please listen 👇

[~•𝐊𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄•~ @dansilly_ke]

Lakini kutetea madem wa highschool ni ngumu. This kenyan girl posted a video not knowing she will trend as to how men showed up on her comments 😂 Yaani mlisema heaven hamtaenda juu comments zenu zinashangaza
Here is a thread of those hilarious comments 🧵
Open video🧵👇👇

[~•𝐊𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄•~ @dansilly_ke]

Acha sasa tuanze na video yenyewe before tuone comments zinasemaje kuhusu huyu dem 😂 🧵

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

Drama in the marriage court! Woman allegedly cheats with a boda boda guy,

husband files for divorce immediately.

Now she’s on her knees begging the judge for two months to reconcile because she still love him and he’s her sole provider.

But mzee is not having any of it, he’s done done and wants the divorce like yesterday!

[IVY @ivymuthe]

Imagine getting caught red-handed with another man’s wife… then having the audacity to look him dead in the eye and say, “I used a condom.”

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Tuesday Last week a man who True caller identified as ' Daniel Kaliku OCS kitui' calls me,says habari kimani mimi nakufuata sana pale mtandao wa X and im a big fan of your work. He tells me he has a 1acre plot in karen he would like fenced he saw my company does electric fencing. I tell him yes,we do that. He sends photos,but i realize t not very clear so this would require me to get to site and do evaluation myself as he himself didnt know the correct measurements of the land.

This is work i do for myself,I go do a site survillience before I despatch my technicians after quotation has been accepted.

He agrees we meet on friday and sends my fee for my survellience fee,which would also cover my fuel.On thursday he calls and says hes busy so we can raincheck and push it to saturday. I said Sure

Saturday,Yesterday 8March,at 11am he sends a pin location. I take a cab all the way to karen,just few meters away from where Frenzy lounge along lang'ata road is located. Si nikafika,i took a cab, the guy had came then left. So I called him he told me hes on his way i give him 5 minutes. Soldier akaambiwa afungue gate

So I was in there alone,then i wondered where the hell is the wall im supposed to put my electric fence on. The daniel guy arrived,we conversed and I asked him wheres the wall. Said its not yet up,ndio wanataka kujenga so wanataka tu quotation alafu wakipandisha wataniita. He excused himself again to make a phonecall,then returned. While now talking,another kasmall car,Looked like a Toyota Vitz came in the gate and parked right infront of the house.Nobody came out

This nugu called Daniel now suggested we go to the otherside of the plot,but to get there we had to pass infront of the house where the vitz was. Kufika hapo nikashangaa mbona jamaa amesimama,he sheepishly smiling drinking a Mango smoothie.

Then some lightskin guy,came out of the Vitz,shouted Polo kimaniiii,also smiling. The face looked familiar but i couldnt tell who it was clearly,honestly i thought it was a follower of mine who enjoys my threads. Came towards me just smiling and greeted me. Then said, " si tumekupata sasa...?

Ndio nikagundua this is not just some follower,this is Imran khosla,Mwenyewe. The guy I whistleblowed about and his dealings,I remained very calm. I look at Daniel Kaliku "My client" hes still there smiling sheepishly,i realized it was a set up. Its then I remembered i ignored there was an OCS somewhere in his name pale truecaller

At this point I dont try to scream or run,infact im very calm. Because deep down I know,if this billionare guy has come himself for me,theres no way im coming out here alive. I thought they'd kill me there in the house,a cop Came out of the back of the vitz with an AK47.

I try to open my phone to make an emergency alarm,but he tells the cop ebu chukua hizo simu zake,took the 15pro max and the Redmi A1,then said shika huyu. The AP cop grabbed my trouser by the back,i was very cooperative. I could hear the grip wasnt as tight juu sikua na sign ya resistance,also in the other hand he had his Ak47 which is about 7.5 kgs,Wakasema niingie kwa gari,not at the boot but at the back seat,next to the cop i assume.

Deep down I knew,hii gari nikiingia this my last day. It was evident. So as I was about to open the door,I lifted my left foot then whisked off. I swear i was just trying,sikudhani mkono ya uyu AP ingelegea aniwachilie,Sasa ni mbio nikielekea kwa gate.

Im running as I look at the gate it has razor wires ontop like the ones I install,and very rusted. I'm still running. Many gates on the inside have steelbars that are used as frames. So nikakimbia nikakanyanga hiyo chuma nikarukia hiyo razor wire juu.

I knew it would slice me ama nikwame hapo juu but I must try, so I jump ontop of it and throw myself outside...

[Ola omo Ola @OlawaleOlanir12]

Just imagine traveling abroad to go and

struggle for your family then you find out

someone is digging your wife moring

and night 💔💔💔

[زيد علي الثلاياء @zydly8232432338]

ملك الغابه الصغير غرير العسل 🤣🤣👇يسقط من الشجرة الي وسط الضباع
The little king of the jungle, the honey badger 🤣🤣👇 falls from the tree into the middle of the hyenas
ジャングルの小さな王、ミツアナグマ🤣🤣👇が木から落ちてハイエナの真ん中に落ちた

[Susan Abel @susylicious2023]

The Quiet, Uncontrollable Signs She Feels Guilty After Being Unfaithful

[MR KIMM™🇰🇪 @MrKimmKE]

If you ever need money at your lowest

Here are websites and subreddits where people actually help strangers.

we still live in a kind world.
Use wisely.

WEBSITES (Begging / Quick Donations)
▸ Begslist. org
▸ BeggingMoney. com
▸ CyberBeg. com
▸ Ko-Fi. com
Check thread 👇

[Majuu Alone 🇰🇪 @jaokojohnmark]

A message to all women.

[Alex muneeni @AlexMuneeni]

@kijanayamwingii Fabricated convo

[Pulse Reels @Pulse_Reels]

“Hatutaki Marion!” —Church Members and Kasarani Supporters Turn Against Pastor Kanyari Over Forgiveness of Marion Naipei

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Lies every girl tells when she cheats”

Every guy should watch this video!! Please learn as na woman talk am o, no be Gehgeh💔💔