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[AlexNG @AlexNG_]

Estaria bien saber las estadisticas del partido Francia España… Posesion? Pases? #mundialrtve

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@versiorac1 esta chocheando el tito floren???

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@Oviedista4 Ikea hace lo mismo

[Patricia Colón @PatColon]

Me estoy divirtiéndo mucho con los post que me llegan de los Australianos.
Están sembrados:

.Alright. Let’s talk about this absolute geopolitical shitshow for a second.

So picture the scene.

You’ve got Spain, right. A normal country. Tapas. Siestas. People arguing about football and drinking wine in the sun. And suddenly they wake up one morning and Donald Trump is on television basically screaming:

“IF YOU DON’T HELP ME BOMB IRAN I’M CUTTING OFF TRADE.”

Mate… what the fuck is this? Is this foreign policy or a drunk bloke threatening to leave a group chat?

And Spain’s Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez comes out and says the Middle East escalation is a “disaster.”

Which, by the way, is the most polite European way possible of saying:

“THIS IS A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK.”

Because Europeans don’t scream like Americans do. They just calmly sip an espresso and go:

“Yes… this situation is extremely concerning.”

Which translates to:

“WHO GAVE THE TODDLER THE NUCLEAR CODES?”

Now here’s the bit that makes this whole thing even funnier.

Spain said no to letting the U.S. use joint military bases on Spanish soil for the strikes on Iran.

And suddenly Donald Trump is like:

“FINE. NO TRADE WITH SPAIN.”

Mate… that’s not diplomacy.

That’s a bloke flipping the Monopoly board because he landed on someone else’s hotel.

Can you imagine the conversation in Madrid?

Spanish officials sitting around a big table going:

“So the Americans want to use our bases to bomb Iran.”

And one guy at the back just slowly raises his hand like:

“Maybe… we DON’T join the Middle East apocalypse today?”

And everyone goes:

“Yeah. That sounds reasonable.”

Meanwhile Trump is pacing around the Oval Office like a bloke who just lost a bet at the pub.

“You guys don’t wanna help bomb Iran? FINE. NO PAELLA FOR YOU. NO OLIVE OIL. NO TOURISTS.”

Mate, Spain’s entire national reaction was probably just:

“Okay.”

Because here’s the reality nobody in Washington seems to understand.

The rest of the world is exhausted with this cowboy shit.

You bomb someone.

Then you threaten someone else.

Then you scream at your allies.

Then oil prices explode.

Then the global economy starts coughing up a lung.

And then everyone acts surprised like:

“How did this happen?”

HOW DID IT HAPPEN?

Mate it happened because the global strategy right now looks like it was written on the back of a fucking napkin at a steakhouse.

And Spain just looked at the whole thing and went:

“Nope.”

Which honestly might be the most adult response anyone’s had in this entire mess.

Because while Washington is running around lighting geopolitical fireworks, countries like Spain are standing there going:

“You realise we have trade routes, energy markets, and 450 million Europeans who would quite like NOT to start World War Three today, yeah?”

But of course Trump’s response is:

“Cut off trade!”

Mate Spain exports $20 billion worth of stuff to the U.S.

Wine. Cars. Machinery. Food.

You’re gonna cut that off because they wouldn’t let you use their backyard to launch missiles?

That’s like threatening to divorce your wife because she won’t lend you the car to rob a bank.

“YOU’RE NOT SUPPORTING MY VISION!”

Your vision is a fucking felony, mate.

And here’s the funniest part.

This whole tantrum actually makes Spain look like the only sober bloke at a 3am house party.

Everyone else is smashing furniture, lighting fireworks inside, punching holes in the wall.

And Spain’s standing in the kitchen holding a glass of water going:

“Guys… maybe we should all calm the fuck down.”

So yeah.

Pedro Sánchez calling this a “disaster” might actually be the most accurate understatement of the decade.

Because when the adults in the room start using words like disaster…

It usually means the rest of the room is on fire and someone’s trying to fix it with a fucking flamethrower.

~Gman

[AlexNG @AlexNG_]

@vitoquiles Eres tan tonto que cualquier dia te olvides de respirar…

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@ClaudiaReznik @vinijr Lloricius

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@loquenosedice0 @riverolavic La classificacio ja l’haurien de fer a les seves instalacions. Aixo no es nou, ja fa MOLTS anys recordo cada dia 2/3 furgos de seur a Av Princep d’Asturies (ara Riera de les Cassoles) canviant pakets d furgo xq als conductors canviaven les rutes assignades xq els venia millor

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@Miquel_PastoTgN @JosepBosch14 @orriolsderipoll @CatalunyaAC S’ha de ser molt curt de gambals per pensar que si un esta en contra de les 69000 morts, vol dir estar a favor de la barbaritat que va fer hamas. Si vols discutim que es menys dolent, assassinar 1200 persones o assassinar-ne 69000… jo si crec q AC s’equivoca en el posicionament

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@elmonarac1 Per molt q la tecnologia sigui super segura, la baula mes feble és el esser huma. No hauriem de centrar la discussio en la tecnologia!

[Gonzalo Boye @boye_g]

Esta debería ser la noticia de apertura en todos los medios que creen en la libertad de información y en el secreto de las comunicaciones...
Nos están dejando una Europa que da miedo
https://t.co/vF6TkFT8Oz a través de @el_pais

[AlexNG @AlexNG_]

@Diaroll26 @rac1 No no… estan OBLIGATS a actuar sempre, si no poden ser sancionats

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@meelonmuskusa No

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@versiorac1 S’ha de vindre plorat de casa. Molt be Toni per plantejar la pregunta i per defensar poder preguntar el que et dongui la gana, faltaria mes!!

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@Mes_324 @324cat @tv3cat @Igarrigavaz @VOX_Cataluna Com podeu donar veu a aquesta gent? Fastic absolut

[Mamua @_Mamua]

"El grado de rigor de la derecha navarra"
By @OskarMatute

La hostia a @GarciaAdanero se ha oído en Reikiavik 😂😂😂

[AlexNG @AlexNG_]

@alphug @russiantruth32 @CarmeVilaC @xaraichs O fins i tot podria ser merescut per no haver-se esforçat…

[Unleash Your Mind @MentalUnleash]

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[AlexNG @AlexNG_]

@tonialba No creo que entienda tu tweet…

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@elmonarac1 @jordibaste @raquelsjimenez Gran @jordibaste ! Mes periodistes tindrien que posar-li les piles als politics!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 La ministra @raquelsjimenez no pot amagar-se darrera la pandemia! Un 36% front un 180%…. Per cert, m’ho sembla a mi o ha fet mansplaining a dojo tratant-nos a tots d’idiotes?

[Odón Elorza 🚲 Activista por la Democracia @odonelorza2011]

Hay leyendas como la de que el emérito trajo la democracia. De eso nada. El designado por Franco buscó un lugar al sol para la Corona en la Europa democrática, tras 40 años de dictadura.
No le debemos nada y en todo caso se cobró con creces!