Alex Osbourne

A legend in my spare time.

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

I'd like to party with the BONG BOT #GCCBombScare2010 @GCC_BongBot Pppppppppbbbbbbtttttthhhhhh

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

The key to making an impression on the first day of school is to have the best wisecrack at the start of the first class. Amping myself up!

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

.@JeffWingerAtLaw Not gonna miss this whole year, man. Got a whole new thing. Rebooting myself. (I go by Alex now btw) // #NBCCommunity

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

.@JeffWingerAtLaw Winger, I’m on board for whatever class-pushing scam you’re hatching! OPERATION: NO CLASSES. // #NBCCommunity

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

Y'all best get ready for Alex Osbourne Version 2.0. Everyone's gonna be like "Starburns who?" and "Hey Alex, I like your style."

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

Oh man this old dude twitter is hilarious! RT @oldwhitemansays "I thought the ghostbusters was a real service for about five years."

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

I'm man enough to shave the burns. I want to make that clear right now.

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

THANK YOU. EPIC is how I would describe them. THANK YOU. RT @acaladar you can't get rid of something as epic as star burns

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

QQ: Should I shave the 'burns? Looking to reinvent myself.

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

Summer of Alex is over. Did some soul searching, learned a lot about myself. For instance, I now know Season 3 of Sopranos is the best one.

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

Paul Newman can eat so many eggs. Amazing.

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

Ugh. This is humiliating and depressing. I'm going home to watch Cool Hand Luke on Blu Ray. #GreendalePaintball

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

I can hear the Glee club closing in, singing Madonna. If you can read this, TRUCE! Will give snacks for safe passage. #GreendalePaintball

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

Target practice for the paintball game time. I got this. Let's get ready to rumble/shoot paint! #GreendalePaintball

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

Yo @TroyTBone09 I think I spotted them inside a red sweater in Spanish class today?

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

@TroyTBone09 call him STAR BURNS so maybe I can shake the nickname?

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

For this Spanish Video @AbedsTweets has been asking me to "embrace my essence" - which I guess my essence is having star-shaped sideburns.

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

@AbedsTweets i have a dentist appointment all night. can we meet tomorrow morning at around 3:00pm?

[Alex Osbourne @AlexOsbourneGCC]

Hey @SenorChang_GCC missed class today for a... big funeral... who is my partner for the Spanish Video assignment?

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@annieedisonGCC hey...!