Alex Parker

Systems Engineer, SQL Server DBA & all things Apple. Travels lots, gambles badly, eats & drinks too much. Former LFC season ticket holder.

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@Timothy37619215 Nice job 👍 wish I could.

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@AstridWettFooty 16 dabs for coffee?!?!? Not happening. Lidl instant is meant to be nice.

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@talkdants @StanCollymore Tom Ross goes to the Drs. “He’s in the box, he’s in the box” Love it! 🥰

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@scarletwestend It’s kept me in a job for the next 12 months. Not sure if I’m happy or sad 🤣 xx

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

It’s time to call out @EssexPR about his lies about London. I’m in London atm, and have been 2-3 times per year for the last 30+ years. I’ve found people of every colour and creed helpful, respectful and polite on every visit. He’s talking shite.

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@qadiryusfzai Not Liverpool you liar.

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@LeahRay44 Lovely smile 😊

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@LeahRay44 You don’t use public transport.

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@EssexPR I bet you shit yourself.

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@Watch_LFC @k4comps For me, there’s only Szobo ahead of him in the pecking order.

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@mikeparry8 @royalmarsden Nice one Porky! I expect to see a suitable sunhat collection and remember the Factor 50 👍

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@EssexPR “Shock in Clacton as Stand Up To Racism group unhappy to see racist”

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@horseyannie @benonwine Surely our Ben is dependent on welfare nowadays? #sacked

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@EssexPR Can you please stop shouting when you’re on telly? I use you as a sleep aid.

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@SkylarSkye3 Marry an American and leave the U.K. It’s not difficult.

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@mcgregormackenz I’d like to think they’d continue with the delivery. Right over your head.

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@mikeparry8 @andyburnham Not your greatest tweet Mike.

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@mickquinn1089 Lovely tribute Mick. Thank you 🙏

[Alex Parker @AlexParker1968]

@chris_kammy Kammy, he deserves statues at Scunthorpe, Liverpool, Hamburg, Southampton and Newcastle. #legend

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