Alex Peter Kane

Musician, Philanthropist, Adventurer, Explorer, Godfather, Outrageous Plagiarist

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Nigel Farage was campaigning in Clacton and residents started shouting, "Binface."

[Andrew Baker @ccAndrewBaker]

Local legend tells of the fool who tried to cross the great Hyde Park desert by bike. Their bones were never found

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@Conservatives lol no.

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@TfL what’s the policy on passengers not wearing masks, nor maintaining social distancing? Fines? Expulsion from transport? Asking as a concerned customer who doesn’t want to catch Covid-19

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@_nathan_kerr Can you get pride post it notes?

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@_nathan_kerr For a second I thought you'd got into cars.

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@_nathan_kerr "Describe yourself in one word"
"Hired."
"Can he.....can he do that?!"

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@_nathan_kerr I'll be in Kingston Vale as far as I'm aware

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@_nathan_kerr He was Judas in Jesus Christ superstar. They're all the best session guys ever. The bass player worked for sugar hill gang, mick jagger, Lauren hill etc.

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@_nathan_kerr Everything they do is fucking awesome

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@_nathan_kerr Living colour.

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@_nathan_kerr That POS quit very shortly after.

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@_nathan_kerr That's limescale. Get some descaler, and don't use tap water in it.

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@_nathan_kerr It's now YOUR lasagne

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@_nathan_kerr What the fuck are you actually doing?

[Alex Peter Kane @AlexPeterKane]

@_nathan_kerr This is for him.

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

He's a cunt and so are you. https://t.co/RqcnEpSpEk

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

It took your Government's new universities adviser less than an hour to delete this tweet. https://t.co/pDWfePwsSO