✻Alex✼

Life is short and so am I | I write about things sometimes ⬇️

[soren (they/them) @uxnotyoux]

Them: your pets are spoiled

Me: they are competitively compensated for the user experience they provide

[james factora @jamesfactora]

every day we come closer and closer to this meme becoming a prophecy

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

in my experience the key to productivity is always having two separate things you must do but don’t want to bc it’s crazy what you can get done when you’re avoiding doing something else

[brooke @brookemiccio]

vaccinated hot girl summer about to hit diff

[✻Alex✼ @AlexPurvines]

Living in Arizona feels like a constant joke during the entirety of this pandemic.

Wednesday: *opens up vaccine appointments for everyone over 16*
Thursday: Covid is over everything is open again!!! No more masks or capacity limits! WE! ARE! FREE! #azcovid

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess

[✻Alex✼ @AlexPurvines]

@brookemiccio I just don’t understand why we have a month with 28 days?? Like why can’t 2 of the months with 31 days just donate a day to February so they get closer to evening out to every month having 30 days?? I need answers 😭

[✻Alex✼ @AlexPurvines]

Watching #TheBachelorette when Zac said “alright alright alright”, he KNOWS he looks like Matthew McConaughey 😂

[chance @chanceposts]

it’s time

[✻Alex✼ @AlexPurvines]

@holy_schnitt I was born in Las Vegas so I can officially confirm it’s Nevada like the “a” sound in Democrat 😇

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

One of things we will be doing is posting a puppy pic of Bunsen and Beaker every hour today until our VOTE FOR HATS 2020 event tonight.
Feel free to put your OWN puppy pic in this thread to make it a mega thread of adorable content.
#vote #dogs
Pic 1+2

[✻Alex✼ @AlexPurvines]

@carlyyyyo You live in an apartment complex in a college town 😂

[✻Alex✼ @AlexPurvines]

@brookemiccio Okay one year I was a princess for Halloween and everyone thought I was a homecoming queen 😂

[✻Alex✼ @AlexPurvines]

@pl_williams01 @sarahschauer WHAT I was a carhop and made $4 an hour and skating was just part of the job, we didn’t get paid extra for it

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Wallace. He hugs every dog he sees during his walk. Knows everybody could use it right now. 14/10

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

RT if you made it through high school without murdering

[✻Alex✼ @AlexPurvines]

@holy_schnitt You are (were) literally my favorite podcaster and you’re so fucking funny but also give really good and real advice. I feel like you’re the big sister I never had! Also you’re super pretty and perf 💕