Alex Rewutzsky

Allora

[goated with a thousand young @j0rts]

"model is 6'3" and wearing a medium" bro i will kill you

[Yankees Stats @ChrisCoop_]

Some mind boggling ALDS stats:

Trent Grisham:
2-17

Anthony Volpe:
1-15, 11 K's

Ben Rice:
2-11, 5 K's

Jazz:
2-14

Bellinger:
3-16

That's a combined 10-73. For reference, Vladdy had 9 hits this series.

Grisham, Volpe, Rice, Jazz, Bellinger had a singular more hit than Vladdy by himself.

[brandon* @brndxix]

just a truly incredible headline, one for the ages

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

Electronic ticketing for sports events is one of humanities greatest mistakes

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i’m gonna keep on dancin at the

[Dylan Dethier @dylan_dethier]

ohh look at me, i'm tommy fleetwood. i just won 10 million dollars. and overcame my greatest hurdle. i'm universally beloved. i have incredible perspective on life's highs and lows. also awesome hair. lebron can't stop tweeting about me. whatever man

[doomer @uncledoomer]

bro is named "mingus reedus"

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

When I was 13 I thought I had a genuine shot with Avril Lavigne if I could get my kick flip down

[Austin Sapin @AustinSapin]

Time to start on the new mural.

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Scottie Scheffler just gave one of the best (and deepest) press conference answers ever heard.

[ཊལབསརངཧ @David_Rudnick]

If you tell a young person now that their goat is washed, they will fall into a deep despair. But if you told a 13th century serf that their goat is washed, they would experience such gratitude as to be almost overjoyed. This is how far we have fallen.

[laura 🛸 @slabdaddyWx]

the meteorologist who devised the windchill factor has died. he was 86.

but he felt like 75.

[JP @EVillageVillain]

Christ I was hammered last night

[Max Homa Tracker 🚨 @HomaTrackerr]

Max Backwards Hat Homa 🧢

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Wes Anderson should bring Tramell Tillman into his crew

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for Michael Cera in Wes Anderson’s ‘THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME’

Read our review: https://t.co/PsuX5bOxtq

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Max's presser was so good today. So good.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Do Gen Z kids just show up each others' homes unannounced or is that not a thing anymore? When I was a kid there was no texting or cell phones so you'd just be eating lunch or whatever and suddenly a friend would be at your door, without warning. It was awful