Alex Starburns

MY NAME IS ALEX!!! I faked my death once. I do not run a meth lab. (He/They)

[Christopher @molochofficial]

All truly great Christmas media recognizes the inherent melancholy of the holiday season

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

@frankie_dart NOOOOOOO

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

@RealJeffWinger “Sorry to the haters, you can’t stop me from shining bright like a disco ball on a Saturday night.” Something like that??

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

Sorry I’ve been gone guys, I’ve had some trouble getting my #ALEX2024 presidential campaign off the ground, who woulda thought running for president is kinda hard?? Could DEFINITELY use any and ALL donations!! #givealexmoney🙏 #voteforalex #alexforpresident2024 #savethetrees

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

@itsbrittaperry I hear the judgement in your words, Britta. You should watch what you say in front of the person who may end up being the next present of the United States of America.

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

@itsbrittaperry …yes?? Obviously.

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

Guys it’s happened. I’m famous. Thank you all for 100 followers!!!! I don’t know how many the Greendale 7 have, but I’m pretty sure this is more than all of them COMBINED!!!! Merch anyone?? All proceeds will go to funding my experiments🧪 #alex100followers #teamalex #savethetrees

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

And of course I would beat both of them had I been included #alexsweep

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

Round Three: Troy (Community) vs Dean (Community)

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

I CANT believe I’m saying this but…. Ugh…. Vote Jeff. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THIS POLL #alexsweep

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

Round Three: Jeff (Community) vs Mac (It's Always Sunny)

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

@frankie_dart Wait… come back to Greendale? Did the school year end? That’s why I’ve been the only one here for months… Anyways, I was wondering what papers I would have to fill out to be able to experiment on some students like lab rats? Would that have to be a club or something?

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

@3pid3miology @RealJeffWinger No. Not real.

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

As many of you know, I am a scientist, and my Greendale lab is thriving!!Currently, I am using strands of my hair to attempt to make clones of myself. THERE WILL BE AN ARMY OF ALEX!! If you see any fires or hear any explosions blame the Greendale 7, NOT ME. Will keep you posted!

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

@itsbrittaperry For once Britta we must stand together!! This battle is bigger than any of us.

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

@3pid3miology thank you Starburns !!

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

You know who’s rate limit isn’t exceeded?? Alex. They know who’s important. I am feeling kinda lonely though…

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

@3pid3miology Pierce was ok. He was better than some of the other pesky Greendale 7. I never minded him

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

@3pid3miology Thank you Alex!! It’s hard being this popular

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

obsessed with me?? all my life

[jeff winger out of context @wingeroocontext]

obsessed with me? all my
life

[Alex Starburns @AlexStarburns]

it’s true they are all obsessed with me, they want to be Alex!!