Benefits of drinking:
-hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life
-being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy
-3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer)
-heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’
-concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically
-backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’
Ya’ll see fun game play all I see is how we’ll find ourselves living through Enders game space battlefield tech in this lifetime! Ohh to be alive today!
Just reverse engineered my Oura Ring 5 so I can control my computer like a wizzard. @ouraring please send my love to whoever buried a feature to stream live accelerometer data
If your WFH desk setup doesn't cost more than a used Honda Civic, you aren't serious about your pipeline.
My ergonomic chair is built from the salvaged suspension of a 2019 Tesla Model S.
My primary monitor is a converted IMAX screen I bought from a bankrupt theater in Oakland.
When I drag a cell in Google Sheets, I physically have to rotate my entire torso. I burn 400 active calories a day just searching for the Slack icon.
Stop complaining about back pain and optimize your environment.
Literally NEVER DELETE anything. Leave all your unfinished projects sit. Wait 1-2 years, AI will enact your visions for you. It's the Age of the Visionaries.
My most uncharitable belief is that if you're chronically late to things, you're just a bad person.
And I mean I don't think it's possible to routinely be late to events/work/appointments *unless* you're just a selfish person with no concern for anyone else.
My most uncharitable belief is that if you're chronically late to things, you're just a bad person.
And I mean I don't think it's possible to routinely be late to events/work/appointments *unless* you're just a selfish person with no concern for anyone else.