Mr.Tamei

Seek nothing outside yourself | storyteller | Interpreter of lines in the sand | Memetics theorist

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

POV: you start a towel fight with hotel staff

[Queen EL @Lizzyb_th]

We all did as men and women

[Mr.Tamei @AlexTamei]

Germans have to be a pretty messed up people for them to have enjoyed schadenfreude enough to need a word for it.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Benefits of drinking:

-hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life
-being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy
-3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer)
-heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’
-concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically
-backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

[Mr.Tamei @AlexTamei]

@Th0rgal_ @MoeTensors @ouraring Wonder what this + what neuralink style BCI’s can do will let us achieve?

[Mr.Tamei @AlexTamei]

Ya’ll see fun game play all I see is how we’ll find ourselves living through Enders game space battlefield tech in this lifetime! Ohh to be alive today!

[th0rgal @Th0rgal_]

Just reverse engineered my Oura Ring 5 so I can control my computer like a wizzard. @ouraring please send my love to whoever buried a feature to stream live accelerometer data

[Nate Matherson @NateMatherson]

If your WFH desk setup doesn't cost more than a used Honda Civic, you aren't serious about your pipeline.

My ergonomic chair is built from the salvaged suspension of a 2019 Tesla Model S.

My primary monitor is a converted IMAX screen I bought from a bankrupt theater in Oakland.

When I drag a cell in Google Sheets, I physically have to rotate my entire torso. I burn 400 active calories a day just searching for the Slack icon.

Stop complaining about back pain and optimize your environment.

[Mr.Tamei @AlexTamei]

“These are two beautiful fish”
~ Sincere circa 2026

[Ibrahim Elkamali 🇺🇦 @IbrahimElkamali]

New Claude code update is crazy

[Guy @nosilverv]

Literally NEVER DELETE anything. Leave all your unfinished projects sit. Wait 1-2 years, AI will enact your visions for you. It's the Age of the Visionaries.

[Mr.Tamei @AlexTamei]

Another day, still nothing from Anthropic in fable… this is worse that heartbreak!

[json @JsonBasedman]

Asked a question so dangerous they sent my ass to haiku

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

Our Anthropic overlords deciding which prompts the peasants are allowed to use.

[Mr.Tamei @AlexTamei]

@tekinsaeko @anembamwale Involve me!

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

[Mr.Tamei @AlexTamei]

Honestly a hill i’m willing to die on. Good heuristic for who you can trust to be reliable when it really really matters.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

My most uncharitable belief is that if you're chronically late to things, you're just a bad person.

And I mean I don't think it's possible to routinely be late to events/work/appointments *unless* you're just a selfish person with no concern for anyone else.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

My most uncharitable belief is that if you're chronically late to things, you're just a bad person.

And I mean I don't think it's possible to routinely be late to events/work/appointments *unless* you're just a selfish person with no concern for anyone else.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."