Alex Salmond

Future president of Scotland, Gadaffi and Idi Amin had the right idea ! My mission is to do in the English even if it kills me (or Scotland) (ioganach acc)

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

@boruchhashem @NicolaSturgeon @BBC @offtheballbbc Aye Tam, less of it, I have butt over here that’s needing kissed too , pucker up #VoteMe #TouchyFeely

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

@BradenDavy Hey, I was in power for some of those cock-ups and failings so credit where it’s due please #VoteMe #TouchyFeely

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

@Daily_Record Oh am loving that IF ...... #HailMe

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

Question ... does the Green in @scottishgreens refer for the pure ripping envy they have for me ? #HailMe 🤚 #TopLeader

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

Bloody elections, what a pain, was busy workin’ on ma new show “Alex’ll Fix It” wonder if I could fix it for #NastyNic to actually BE leader for a day instead of kidding the feck on 🤚#TopLeader

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

Hey @SturgeonResign ..... where do I sign up. I have my reasons 😉

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

Yes, I’m back from the political wilderness and ready to campaign, you think #NastyNic is clueless and policyless.... wait till I get started #MorningLadies

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

@BillDrees @DevilsAnxiety @mattwoose @BillCashMP Think I should be compared to Jimmy Saville tbh but please yourself big man ✌️

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

@snpwatch Ha ha ha did you think the Orange Order was something sent in weekly by Tesco’s fruit dept . It’s one of the things that makes us so “special” up here #TopLeader

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

It’s so effing annoying that literally every argument for staying in the EU is the same argument against independence .... thank eff am “retired” #TopLeader

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

So how many folk remember them calling it #Brentrance back in the 70s ?.. No me neither and yes it was that recently 😳

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

@NicolaSturgeon Well I think it’s just great that oor Nic has time to sit tweeting all day, good thing there’s no real work needing done. Me on the other hand #ManOfLeisure

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

You are correct oh chieftain of the breakfast plate - but some idiot has the idea that radicalising young people is a BAD idea ...and it’s @theSNP ‘s actual job ffs.

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

Well done to the #Montenegro fan with the #ScotlandFlag .... that really showed them, bet The England feel really stupid now #futile

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

And off they all fuck ......who put you in charge ??

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

Ssshhhhhh that is supposed to be a secret 😳

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

Another classic OG, any more of these and our Nic will be getting a call up off Eck 😂😂

[Tom Gordon @DMScotPol]

Independence activist promises 'never' to vote SNP again over Sturgeon picture https://t.co/UDZQpmGdme

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

@realDonaldTrump You too Donald you are doing a bang up job over there, where’s this quote for a rebuild of Hadrian’s wall that you promised me ?

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

Shocking display against San Marino, come on @NicolaSturgeon do your job and tweet something about the time we beat The England at tiddly winks or something and get the pressure off #StillInTheSchoolyard

[Alex Salmond @AlexTheSalmond]

Approaching Alec McLeish about becoming the new @theSNP press officer, that boy can waffle alright and he is clueless #perfect