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it's not about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

@Lord_Sugar I agree. They should fill the spot with a pensioner talking to apprentices about how he flogged antennas out the back of a van back in the 60s

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Government to announce crackdown on legal migration, Sky News understands

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https://t.co/RCLqXSnWpy

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

@TonyBellew You've not seen eto'o flying knee?

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

@WoodVisuals Ollie show some respect mate.. it's prince pedo

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

@tfrmn @twi_age Olddd

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

Monday blues? Nah KIDDY ARE MASSIVE

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

@SkyNews Yeah that's what I said trousers

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

Stop panic buying fuel you wetwipes the traffic bad enough as it is ! First the black boy, now this, kiddy lost its head man

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

When you go to Marston's as a group of 3

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Tom Cruise took a break from filming Mission: Impossible at the weekend and visited an Indian restaurant where he enjoyed the chicken tikka masala so much he ordered it twice https://t.co/udGVZJbu8E

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

55 years of hurt and still the wait goes on... Pens is never a fair way to settle anything but cant knock the teams effort. Fortunately we're use to not winning anything but still believing we can win everything. Here's to a shit monday goodnight godbless

[harri @oldaccountharri]

new strain who dis ?

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

McDonald's employees

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

@lucywhits Luce I would of rolled you a Dutch bab

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

@BBCSport Ronnie put some respeck on my name ..stop hitting balls so hard you meanie

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

@ruyxnx @MrJoshyT ;)

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

@t3wylad Yeah cus I saw u with family Wednesday didn't I 👀👀👀

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

Queuing outside Aldi... Drake best be on checkout or something

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

Stay home ➡️ wonk ya self silly ➡️ save lives (literally)

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

@AliEwidaa @ted_baker No Ted Baker would like you to stay in your house and this time stop putting your hand in the biscuits tin ya lil plump

[Turv @AlexTurvey1]

Feel like pure shit just want euros back