Oliver Phillips

just a barber tweeting thoughts and feelings nobody cares about and pictures of my dog 🪩🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)

[Sophia @sophiasackey1]

These two are giving scammers. I don’t really buy it. Seems somewhat performative #loveislanduk #loveisland

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.

[quotesss🧸 @quxtesss]

tommy looks like the boy version of jess white
#loveislanduk #loveisland

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Bargain.

[Matt @matton79]

As Max enters his 142nd day staying at Peacock Palace, with average boutique hotel prices in East London at £160 a night, the old moneybags has splashed out £22,720 on accommodation to date. Fancypants! #EastEnders

[Ryan Love @RyanJL]

Janine up in a mountain in Scotland:

[Sarah Deech ☕️ @londonette]

Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

BBC news reporting on the Scott Mills situation and referring to the BBC like they're not also the BBC

[M🎀 @rose_symphony3]

Can’t believe Oscar got the sacked Scott Mills on the radio for Max for New Year

I just know the #EastEnders team is shaking rn😭

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

i’d pretend i was posh spice on top of a black cab at the 2012 london olympics closing ceremony, of course. the fuck?

[Variety @Variety]

Kim Kardashian arrives to the Vanity Fair #Oscar party

[nigel lovey sweetheart @memenders_]

Thinking about her on International Wig Day. Where is Sharon 😭 #eastenders

[TellyAddict @TVAddict2K26]

No one:

The UK since the 1st of January:

[Oliver Phillips @_oliverphillips]

Why am I still being asked how my Christmas was on February 10th!?

[Bethan @bethangx]

Curtis when Millie gets back #LoveIslandAllStars #LoveIsland

[Oliver Phillips @_oliverphillips]

Wow Konnor is dull #loveIslandAllStars

[george griffiths @georgegriffiths]

victoria beckham after reading brooklyn’s instagram story via a burner account

[Oliver Phillips @_oliverphillips]

Scott is a busy body #LoveIslandUK

[cam 🎲 @camjmes0]

Nigel sweetheart

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Me after a few beers: