🛸👽ALEX👽🛸

just a colorful person with a ufo tattoo
they/them

[REY @AOTY2024]

That one time when Stevie Nicks ate Katy Perry up 😭

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Oh Kate Gosselin pack your bags. I think we all knew John & Kate Plus 8 was messed up, but he’s about to blow the roof off it

[sage @btwnrevolutions]

I have to do everything myself around here

[Dr. Ish (they/them) @ishsulin]

absolutely wild how ppl are MAD ABOUT THIS 😭😭😭

[🕷️ @inchoatjve]

i yearn for a full length movie from the aita post where the straight guy is so concerned and worried hes homophobic to his roommate but grows to realise hes not homophobic hes jealous and wants to be the boy his rooommate likes

[heroina do lixo @heroinadolixo]

cada teaser novo que sai desse filme essa menina de cabelo preto ta passando pelas maiores provações ja criadas pela humanidade com essa loira

[Billie @Billie_T]

Spanish twitter I will never forget you after this World Cup

[xana @xanaofficial_]

“you’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling” is probs the best lyric ever written if u think abt it

[popstar benny ♪ ☆ @popstarbenny]

that woulda been the first 20,000 person ass whooping in history

[massage gun kelly @treswritesstuff]

so there’s this city called Los Angeles

[ostonox @ostonox]

"can you guarantee a knicks championship in your first term?" "inshallah"

promises made, promises kept

[seio esquerdo da lara raj 🇧🇷 @meikibitskkk]

nao aguento como que uma cena tao simples dessas pode me deixar mexida

[🔸️The.Angry.Ostrich. @DaAngryOstrich]

The Pulse Nightclub shooting happened 10 years ago. We remember the 49 lives that were taken. 😔🏳️‍🌈

[ani @anaisbetts]

I don't think a lot of people know or realize this - not only were Queer people victims of the Holocaust, when everyone else was freed, Queer people were *re-imprisoned*

Imagine what that must have felt like.

[🔻🖤 حرية @AlDemWallem]

Israel/US be like:

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[📘. @SeanMatsukawa]

This is just Gardena.

[𝑮𝑹𝑹𝑳 @GRRLmusic]

w⚓️ is so innovative omg

[Vivian @suchnerve]

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