Alex Wong

swim faster or the big fish is gonna eat ya

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

Kid: can we stop at @KenJennings’s house for dinner
Mom: no we have #JeopardyGOAT at home
#JeopardyGOAT at home:

[Alex Wong @AlexWong9994]

@Fluffytriforce But community day means that's light work

[Alex Wong @AlexWong9994]

@andrew_weiss34 Wear your retainers kids

[Alex Wong @AlexWong9994]

@DanKohl6 Your spring break is so late it probably doesn't line up with anyone else's

[Alex Wong @AlexWong9994]

@DavidLinsanity @EMXCTF Are they going for the record though???

[Alex Wong @AlexWong9994]

@koegel3 What the heck are you doing on my twitter

[Alex Wong @AlexWong9994]

Even when I'm in the middle of nowhere on campus I still have better wifi than when I'm in my own house...

[Alex Wong @AlexWong9994]

@jsilverman11 Forgery is illegal mr.

[Alex Wong @AlexWong9994]

@jsilverman11 @chelsey_hoffman Will i ever be accepted into the group...

[Alex Wong @AlexWong9994]

@WillCainShow trading Porzingis for the guy they could have drafted over the young guy showing little upside is most knicks thing ever. Cap space means nothing if nobody wants to come to new york.

[Alex Wong @AlexWong9994]

@ItsShake4ndbake Diamond ray allen💎

[Alex Wong @AlexWong9994]

@jsilverman11 @elton_ha Future houses should be built with bidets and japanese toilet seats its 2018

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

When life is going great but you know it's not gonna last https://t.co/4rOWCdCPcF

[Alex Wong @AlexWong9994]

@xxkarlix6 the fact that I will probably never get 100 on a midterm ever again blows my mind