Alex Drumm

You promised us the stars. Now we're tired and bored. We're tired and bored. Copywriter.

[Alex Drumm @Alex_Drumm]

*me coming up with an idea at work* - I'm really in love with this concept. I will protect it with my life and will drop kick anyone who tries to kill it.

*me in a parallel universe where another agency had the exact same idea* - that's garbage.

[Alex Drumm @Alex_Drumm]

Big W for all sides.

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Jeff Rosenstock booked for 311 cruise 12 years after his petition

https://t.co/VBIZhfuYCE

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

The powerful message on this flag got me thinking… what if we made love not war. What if we gave peace a chance. What if we could live laugh love

[Stereogum @stereogum]

🔺

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Alex Drumm @Alex_Drumm]

@FranziaMom a classic. this song fucking goes.

[Alex Drumm @Alex_Drumm]

Nothing has been more me coded.

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Aaron Craft

That guy rocked.

[Ian Cohen @en_cohen]

Listening to "Relationship of Command" like

[Ian Cohen @en_cohen]

Radiohead in 1997 be like

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

lol Trump finished this rant this morning the same way Sideshow Bob finished his rant after he admitted to committing electoral fraud

[Alex Drumm @Alex_Drumm]

are we fucking serious?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Brooke Rollins: "I guess the silver lining in all of this is that we're having a national conversation on our SNAP program. This has shined a light on a program that especially under the last administration has just become so bloated."

[Alex Drumm @Alex_Drumm]

This is so fucking embarrassing.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mike Johnson: "I'm proud to tell you that together with my friend Speaker Ohana of the Israeli Knesset, we're gonna embark on a project together to rally speakers and presidents of parliaments around the world so that we will jointly nominate President Donald J Trump for next year's Nobel Peace Prize. No one has ever deserved that prize more, and that is an objective fact."

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

When she thought it was a trans woman, she was out for blood. Now that it’s a white dude, she’s saying a prayer for him. How about that.

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

speeding

[Alex Drumm @Alex_Drumm]

There are very few perfect things in life.
1.) Weird Al
2.) A Greggs sausage roll
3.) Every needle drop on Yellowjackets

[lily 🌿🦇💿 @endofthesummr]

love emo music but trying to explain what kind of music i like to people who aren’t familiar w/ it feels like a humiliation ritual. yeah i like emo music. no not that kind. you want band names? you’ve never heard of any of those? ok. yeah dude it’s like...it’s like…ykw nevermind