alex.

(sometimes)

[Jaack @Jaack]

Matt Hancock through to the I'm A Celebrity final, Brexit, and Mrs Brown's Boys constantly winning 'Best Comedy' at the National Television Awards are the top 3 examples why the British public should not be trusted with a vote.

[alex. @Alex_Etherden]

Anyone who was at the 75 show tonight, I hate you

[alex. @Alex_Etherden]

@jamieoborne So we doing this again?

[alex. @Alex_Etherden]

Sold

[alex. @Alex_Etherden]

Selling two standing tickets to travis Scott tonight, ready to transfer on the AXS app, shout me

[alex. @Alex_Etherden]

@amar_kanwal Yeah dm me

[alex. @Alex_Etherden]

Still so cold

[xan 🦇 @ColonelCochise]

i paid for twitter blue so i’m posting the best lightsaber fight in all of Star Wars media

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

The Tories seeing Chelsea fans turning on them

[alex. @Alex_Etherden]

When ya see ya mate pull a 10/10 on a night out

[Gary Ekins @garyekins]

What a great thread

[𝖑𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖆 @brokenentityx]

dr octopus

[🦅 @russellpioche_]

I’ve seen nani do this after 70 minutes of footy

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Sure sex is great but have you ever written ENGLAND in one of the Final spaces on a tournament wall chart.

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Your missus ringing the pub tonight after you missed her 300th call.

[alex. @Alex_Etherden]

If @England win the euros, I’ll get the crest tattooed on my chest

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Just under 6 hours until kick off...

Let's check in with every England fan in the country.

https://t.co/mv7t4OR8U9

[alex. @Alex_Etherden]

This is easily the least bad thing Matt Hancock has done, yet it causes the biggest uproar, and the fact that it’s trending more than a disaster in Miami says a lot