𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they)

I'm Alex Movitz - basically a computer with tits, but at least I'm pretty
she/they 🏳️‍⚧️⚢

Recruiters/Employers should really stick to my LinkedIn...

[𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they) @Alex_Movitz]

I don't really come on the bird platform much but @SpotifyUSA I'm really tired of listening to radios and playlists that keep playing the same songs about un-aliving myself. If I can't block them I have to stop using spotify. Fix this.

[𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they) @Alex_Movitz]

This is not a drill - Arizona Tea is no longer pinned to the US Dollar. Lock your doors and windows, inflation is coming for you

https://t.co/EdA8hIPSu3

[𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they) @Alex_Movitz]

Dollar Tree has raised their prices to $1.25. This is a Waffle House Closed level crisis

[Forest of Illusion @forestillusion]

Happen to own a Sharp (or the lesser known Sampo) C1 Famicom TV? Get in touch with us! The TV contains a currently undumped built-in NES program which allows the user to draw graphics and take notes!

[𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they) @Alex_Movitz]

@OrdinarySausage can I send you fan art? I promise I won't send gross things to grind.

[Fabian Wosar @fwosar]

How many APIs do you need to turn on a lightbulb?

[𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they) @Alex_Movitz]

you'll get more out of your retirement if you take a penalty and retire right now than if you let the value decline from soaring inflation over the next few decades

oh right... most of us can't even save for retirement

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵

[𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they) @Alex_Movitz]

***Recruiters*** I will not even look at a job unless you provide salary and total compensation ranges up front. If I ask what the range is, don't ask me what I'm looking for. I'm not playing your shitty games.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

In an ideal world vx-underground will be an official 501(c)3 non-profit institute for the advancement of computer malware literacy and education ... by December 2022 (or March, 2023).

😉

tl;dr malware will be tax deductible

[𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they) @Alex_Movitz]

@GassyMexican If a ship leaves earth to the nearest galaxy and it takes millions of years and the earth makes newer, faster ships in that time that each take less time to get there and that repeats over and over, will there already be a colony established before the first ship even arrives???

[Spencer Noon 🕛 @spencernoon]

i don't care about ur crypto, boy
not at all not even 1 bit, coin

[𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they) @Alex_Movitz]

fuck I'm starting to think the Amish have it right what am i doing

[POP @realpawsofpride]

Tips with Sproot! Did you know that children are people too? :O

[𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they) @Alex_Movitz]

PEAS

[𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they) @Alex_Movitz]

Yo we just decided to order from a new Mexican place around here and while the food was great there were straight up PEAS in my little handful of sad lettuce and pico and I don't know if I can go back

[𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they) @Alex_Movitz]

@jcchurch ASCII only fields and arbitrary length checks are the dumbest accessibility issues

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

this is some of the most powerful britainology i have ever encountered - it’s like what if the dumbest guy in your hometown got to design the stanford prison experiment

[𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they) @Alex_Movitz]

@GassyMexican @BethFreemanArt It was the salad wasn't it

[Mega Ran @MegaRan]

protect trans kids

protect trans kids

protect trans kids

[Rebellion @lisa_rimer1]

Hmm, why do we get a federal holiday to celebrate presidents day but not to elect one??