Alex Paradowski

Don't lose your happiness on the pursuit for more - Mike Stud

[Madlaw @madlaw1071]

Anyone notice that not a single local Buffalo Bills media guy, all with direct access to OBD, breaks any news on any signings or extensions? Not a single one. WTF do they guys get paid to do? They don't even get leaks or rumors, they're so far out of the loop.

[Kenny Kim @KendoVT]

Winter Olympians:

-I’ve ruptured my ACL but I’m still going to ski 80mph down a hill of ice

-I’ve broken my arm but I’m still going to jump 30 ft into the air on my snowboard while twisting and flipping at the same time

NBA Players:

-I played yesterday. Gonna take today off

[hellshee @_hellshee_]

is this a fucking joke?? lmfao they cannot be serious... imagine this is how you respond to fan criticism of not just the generational fumble that was season 5, but the really nonsensical and dumb answers you yourself gave about your own story. embarrassing.

[Alex Paradowski @Alex_Paradowski]

@pham1717 @drhensjog You also just told me your don’t understand grammar Paul

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

White House using Door Dash data to measure inflation

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

I baptize you in the name of the father, and the son, and the holy GHOST!!!

😳😳😳

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

🚨 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐋!! 🚨

We're bringing the red helmets BACK: https://t.co/i8QuhXeVYR

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Insurrection: Mostly peaceful:

[Katarina ✨ Abby Stan Account @AbbyStanAccount]

Also I can’t believe Ellie in the show was barely killing anyone and being like ‘🥺👉👈 I didn’t want to do it.’ When game Ellie was literally shoving that knife into Mel’s neck and kneeling on a dying Owen

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Skills.

[Jay Skurski @JaySkurski]

I love Buffalo, but I swear we have the worst weather in the country, like, nine months of the year.

[NFL @NFL]

Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the @BuffaloBills

Premieres Aug 5 on @StreamOnMax

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Vatican City after electing an American Pope

[Two Tone Talk @twotone_podcast]

ESPN actually missed this moment live because they were showing us Shedeur highlights.

[Bobby Burack @burackbobby_]

No white corners drafted last night?

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The older I get, the more and more I relate to this man

[Mike Bundt @Mike_Bundt]

If Rory can win the Masters after choking several times, the Bills definitely have what it takes to win the Super Bowl!

[Tom Jacobs @TomJacobs93]

Bryson hitting it 366 down the middle, but sure, let’s follow Homa.

[Will Knights @willknightsTFE]

When Scottie makes a mistake, he slightly pushes a long iron and misses the 11th green but has a manageable up and down

When Rory makes a mistake, he sets the house on fire and calls the cops on himself

[NoShaveDave @NoShaveDaveee]

The 24/25 Sabres when the games don’t matter