Alex

I'm a trend-ender

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@POTUS if the numbers had gone down, you would be blaming Obama right now

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@ThinkAtheist "...then how do you explain the eyeball? Checkmate"

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@michaelianblack I know. You see the slightest hint of human decency and your first thought is "oh man, they're really sticking it to Trump"

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@MagicJohnson @BarackObama if that's failure I'd love to see what success looks like

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@AtheistQ to paraphrase @billmaher , religion is like a conga line; seeing a guy not joining in makes you realize how stupid you must look

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@LOLGOP I liked how he said he would be tougher right after saying he wouldn't do anything to punish them for espionage

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@Slate We have enough real life monsters to worry about now

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@Salon I'm just glad that the world can now see that their morality is as much of a myth as their god.

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@SethMacFarlane yeeeeep

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@MSNBC I feel like things are only going to get worse in Trump's America. A lot of insecure men are now emboldened by their insecure leader

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@ThinkAtheist putting Jesus on grilled cheese sandwiches goes against god's plan. Only he should decide which sandwiches get Jesus's image.

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@Salon I love how his qualification for the position is that he grew up in Detroit. That's all it takes, apparently.

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@rickygervais I believe he was thinking of Germany, 1933

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@Michigan_State are there any blizzards in the forecast?

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@rickygervais but the unknown of death scares me so I'm going to adhere to a bizarre set of beliefs and rituals that will make me immortal

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@rickygervais the red hats are so loyal to him that they won't care if everything was a lie. The loyalty I see in my small town is scary

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@rickygervais *40 million, but who's counting?

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@ABC actually, the fire department was told there was a dumpster fire on the runway

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@CNNPolitics well that changes everything!

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@VICE I guess if we've learned anything this election cycle, it's "don't underestimate the motivating power of micropenis overcompensation"