Alex Smith

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[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

@medium_sized We go-vy to the polls

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

@JDVance lol nah you blew it chief, pack it up and apologize to your wife.

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

@RapidResponse47 @VP Lol way to go loser

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

@EWErickson "I would rather drink poisoned diarrhea than hear about a day that doesn't directly affect me 5 days after it happened"

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

My new year's resolution is someone buying me a switch 2

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

Finally finished Death Stranding 2. Can't wait to yell at the game awards when Expedition 33 wins every award Death Stranding should have won.

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

Can't believe I've been nominated for Streamer of the Year. I only streamed twice 11 years ago but I guess I did a really good job.

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

Pluribus seems like a great way to make an interesting show while getting an evil evil company to pay for beautiful fancy vacations for you and your friends.

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

@KamalaHarris He was a guy that sucked so hard he made the guy who directed Step Brothers decide to not be funny anymore. You didn't have to say all that.

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

Good news everyone, I've appeared in 11 LinkedIn searches this week so a new high paying job is just around the corner 🤗🤭🤫

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

@Knoebelbroet Awww good for the CEO and the other executives! All that pain, anger, and destruction to the brand was worth it 😊

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

Halo on PlayStation? If these kids really wanted Halos, they'd put down the PlayStation and pick up a PrayStation.

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

@PressSec Are you happy? Do you feel like every step in your life has led to this moment? What are your end goals in this administration? Do you think the weirdest people in the history of America will think you're cool? You have money, just move on and be a footnote instead of a chapter.

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

It's so sick that I'm working more than I have in years and somehow the poorest I've ever been in my life, including times I was unemployed

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

I'm working a beer event in Denver and have only seen one cop so far and there have been no issues. If this was in Mass there'd be 10 cops per person and they would have tried to 360 no scope 70 people already.

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

@medium_sized Woke map :(

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

I've put over 30 hours into Death Stranding since Saturday. Been a great vacation.

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

I am now 35, I'm officially unc now

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

My favorite part of America is when you're poor people tell you to budget, so you do and have nothing in your life that brings you happiness. Then three random companies can decide they want a few hundred dollars for no reason and destroy your bank account.

[Alex Smith @Alex_R_Smith]

@fakejamesbowker If I didn't know it was made by a Coen I would have thought it was made by a 22 year old virgin fresh out of film school who watched every Coen movie and didn't understand them

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It's bonkers that the man who co-wrote and co-directed Barton Fink could make a movie as bad as Honey Don't