Vatican 2: Electric Boogaloo

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I love when people are like “what do you do for fun?”, like obviously nothing, I’m depressed

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Okay body kind of tea though…

[Maia Poet🦎 @thepeacepoet99]

@glime965 “You look like a toddler aged boy.”

Are you blind?

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@smartpheller @thepeacepoet99 😂😂😂

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@Romy_Holland Okay then go to McDonald’s and see if any of them want to watch your baby

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My male coworker told me that someone was jerking off in the Kohl’s bathroom when he went in to use it… like that’s why that father brought his girls into the womens room

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Their blush sticks SLAP and I will be using them until I die

[river moon @kissmeriver]

damn what happened to milk makeup lol all the girls had that one green jelly primer

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My sciatic nerve pain is so bad today, and I just need everyone to know

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Portuguese???!?

[Raúl Conte @raulcontev]

Idiomas más bonitos del mundo:

🥉Bonitos

- 🇵🇹Portugués (melodía natural)
- 🇬🇷Griego (historia y elegancia)
- 🇯🇵Japonés (armonía y precisión)
- 🇹🇷Turco (ritmo muy particular)
- 🇩🇪Alemán (fuerte y contundente)

🥈Espectaculares ↓↓

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That’s my hometown, but I grew up on the other side of town, basically in a cranberry bog

[Shaun 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @shaunvlog_]

I’ve been invited on a boat tour of Boston South Shore today and I think I’ve discovered the American Dream 🤩

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Homer Simpson

[Plough Quarterly @Plough]

Who Is America’s Homer?

If England has Shakespeare, Spain has Cervantes, Italy has Dante, and Russia has Pushkin, then who do we have? Do we have a great poet who captures the American spirit, the American story, the American identity? We asked for contributions from ‍@fxxfy, @DanaGioiaPoet, @zenahitz, Emily Wilson, @ae_stallings, @_Zeets, @JcScharl, @amjuster, @RossBarkan, Christian Wiman.

https://t.co/o7J1tcN6rV

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My psychiatrist said I looked like I was on the verge of tears during our zoom call but I was trying to stifle a big ass yawn cause I’m a tired baby bitch

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I don’t care about the world cup, but during the Olympics I always root for Haiti, Cape Verde, and Brazil because they make up the majority of the immigrants in my state and I love them!

[robin 🇪🇬 (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ @mugellomerchant]

how do you guys choose countries other than your own to root for in the world cup 😭

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Maps are free to look at

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.

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There’s this really cool thing called Google…

[Mark Halperin @MarkHalperin]

Shouldn't one of the requirements for a country to qualify to play in the World Cup that it be a country that people have heard of?

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My hometown

[Megan Johnson @megansarahj]

10/10

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@megansarahj I love my home town

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There were diet chips that make you shit yourself

[Candace D. @DiaryofaSickGrl]

One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it

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I love that Lana Del Rey song

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I have not done a split in public since like 2019 but my girl bachelorette coming up so i’m doing my daily practice so i can slam this clam on the pavement & send my bitch down the aisle the right way

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One of my favorite pastimes is reading movie plots on wikipedia and never actually seeing the movie

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@Bitcoin_Teddy Since when is Pakistan in the Middle East…