My male coworker told me that someone was jerking off in the Kohl’s bathroom when he went in to use it… like that’s why that father brought his girls into the womens room
Who Is America’s Homer?
If England has Shakespeare, Spain has Cervantes, Italy has Dante, and Russia has Pushkin, then who do we have? Do we have a great poet who captures the American spirit, the American story, the American identity? We asked for contributions from @fxxfy, @DanaGioiaPoet, @zenahitz, Emily Wilson, @ae_stallings, @_Zeets, @JcScharl, @amjuster, @RossBarkan, Christian Wiman.
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My psychiatrist said I looked like I was on the verge of tears during our zoom call but I was trying to stifle a big ass yawn cause I’m a tired baby bitch
I don’t care about the world cup, but during the Olympics I always root for Haiti, Cape Verde, and Brazil because they make up the majority of the immigrants in my state and I love them!
One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it
I have not done a split in public since like 2019 but my girl bachelorette coming up so i’m doing my daily practice so i can slam this clam on the pavement & send my bitch down the aisle the right way