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Be careful what you wish for

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@seetickets @oasis Nooo just got through and the button to buy the tickets didn't work! Had to watch it time out

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@seetickets @oasis Grab yours where

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@iFit I bought a 1 year individual membership on the 31st March which has now changed to a Train membership and doesn't work with my machine?

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Me after buying yet another expensive mousse or hairspray to try and keep my airwrap curls in

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@OfficialPLT hi, you've stopped responding to my emails. I haven't received an item but you won't refund me cos you "have cctv footage of it being packed" but won't show me. So I am meant to believe you&pay for it 🫠 if I said I had footage of me opening it would you believe me?

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@OfficialPLT mad that you've said you've got footage of someone packing an item into my parcel that I haven't received but can't show me, and I'm supposed to accept it and pay for it 🫠

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Rang @HMRCgovuk in Nov got told to ring back in Jan because yano Christmas and that. Rang back in January got told March, rang back yesterday and got told to try again in August 🤣 gonna try it in work "don't fancy this today can you ring back in 4 months?"

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Does @MartinSLewis take requests? Been getting palmed off by HMRC for two years now. Getting to be a bit of a joke

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Why do people have to vlog everything? I just want a crepe man come on

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Who do I complain about HMRC to? Doubt Charles checks his DMs

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When you get a "we miss you" email with no discount in. Don't miss me that much do ye

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Spent the last 4 hours trying to get through to someone on @AerLingus chat for them to tell me they can't help and to send me to a website that I've been on

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@HMRCcustomers Okay thanks. Can't you help with my query then rather than waiting until the line is back up and running?

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@HMRCgovuk is your phoneline down? I can't get through and am still waiting for a callback from the 21st

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@LeahDrabble @JoeyBrenBren @dalcur92 Me with all my handbags

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Oh my

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@DarnBegley Hahahah! Aw bless them. As a side note, game for letting you Queer Eye my house, David would pay you good money

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Thinking about the time I told my fella we needed an tray for the cutlery drawer and he said "sound, what's that like £40?"

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@BootsHelp hi I placed an order on the 30th July but I haven't had confirmation and the amount is "pending authorisation" on Paypal. Do you have a backlog or is it never coming 🤣🥲