Alex

Cal Chem E turned degenerate poker player, trader & recreational shit talker. Lover of comedy & memes.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

“I said to YOU to never sell your Bitcoin. I never said that THE COMPANY wouldn’t sell its Bitcoin.”

Jesus Christ.

[Alex @Alex_____91]

@JacobKinge

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The Indian tutorial we never thought we needed.

[Alex @Alex_____91]

@HalfwayPost tickets are not for sale for this event. this is fake

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

This ejection might be one of the best baseball videos on the internet 🥹

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 A shirtless man in a kilt walked into a Taco Bell in Florida.

When someone called him a “meth head,” he took that personally: “N*ga, I’m a f**ing electrician.”

Moments later, he leaves and the power goes out.

[Alex @Alex_____91]

@TalkinBaseball_ It would be a strain not a sprain technically. A sprain is tear in a ligament, tissue that connects bone to bone. This would be a tear and tissue that connects muscle to bone.

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

Damn, that's wild

[Noah @antibearthesis]

$70B to bomb it
$300B to fix it
Taxpayers right now:

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

The greatest display of spelling in the history of written language

[Turner Novak 🍌🧢 @TurnerNovak]

Uber employees using $100k of Claude tokens to respond to an email

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Which countries place the highest tax burdens on their citizens?

👇

[QE Infinity @StealthQE4]

This is awesome.

PTJ is a legend. Beware of all of these IPO’s that are coming.

Exit liquidity.

Unprecedented times

[Alex @Alex_____91]

@DudespostingWs I'm so dead 😆😂💀

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This guy got so annoyed with spam callers that he wrote a script that endlessly calls them back and plays Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on repeat until they finally block his number.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

5 money statistics that will change how you see the world 🧵

[YFI 𝕏 @YFIHQ]

Scary stuff

[Fun At All X @Ishita_Sharma42]

Relatable 💀

[Kacper Piotr Kaminski @Kacper_PK_CH]

Stanley Druckenmiller:

"So, I’ll never forget it. January of 2000 I go into Soros’s office and I say I’m selling all the tech stocks, selling everything. This is crazy…at 104 times earnings. This is nuts.

Just kind of as I explained earlier, we’re going to step aside, wait for the next fat pitch. I didn’t fire the two gunslingers. They didn’t have enough money to really hurt the fund, but they started making 3 percent a day and I’m out. It is driving me nuts.

I mean their little account is like up 50 percent on the year. I think Quantum was up seven. It’s just sitting there.

So like around March I could feel it coming. I just, I had to play. I couldn’t help myself. And three times the same week I pick up a, don’t do it. Don’t do it.

Anyway, I pick up the phone finally. I think I missed the top by an hour. I bought $6 billion worth of tech stocks, and in six weeks I had left Soros and I had lost $3 billion in that one play.

You asked me what I learned. I didn’t learn anything. I already knew that I wasn’t supposed to do that. I was just an emotional basket case and couldn’t help myself. So, maybe I learned not to do it again, but I already knew that."