Alexa Basauri

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[Alexa Basauri @AlexaBasauri]

I have to graduate, get a real job, apply to grad school, move out, go to shell city get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs

[☔ @Whotfismick]

mom: “we cleaning this whole house
tomorrow"

14 year old me:

[Alexa Basauri @AlexaBasauri]

@jksolver Who gave this boomer permission to be on Twitter?

[Alexa Basauri @AlexaBasauri]

@stivnein Gold!

[Stephen Balinski @stivnein]

Ugh, I can't believe I have to wait months for House of Thrones and Game of Cards to come out...

[Alexa Basauri @AlexaBasauri]

@stivnein Gold

[Stephen Balinski @stivnein]

James and the Giant Peach Fuzz.

[Stephen Balinski @stivnein]

Vlad the Inhaler.

[Stephen Balinski @stivnein]

Schrodinger's Bat: baseball player who has a .500 batting average.

[Stephen Balinski @stivnein]

Some guy dropped his drivers license on the ground and didn't even notice. He had no ID.

[Alexa Basauri @AlexaBasauri]

@stivnein you’re ugly and I hate you

[kung fu alva @ZaddyAlva]

Enough

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

I feel like people in public spaces are getting way too comfortable using FaceTime without AirPods or talking on speaker-phone. And I don’t know why.

[Alexa Basauri @AlexaBasauri]

Repost on tiktok=subtweet

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but, he’s not a catch.

[Alexa Basauri @AlexaBasauri]

My dad delayed the game to take a selfie with me on the court... #seniornight

[Alexa Basauri @AlexaBasauri]

@biakaflokaflame Do you have a hard time concentrating on hw??? Congrats you have adhd!

[🐝 @biakaflokaflame]

Not everything is a trauma response. BUTTTTT some things are…. Here’s the list:

[Alexa Basauri @AlexaBasauri]

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Have you tried this site? The company mark Cuban has? I’ve herd good things

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

So much is at stake in these midterm elections, folks.