Alexa Bush

[steve @stubasceve]

Secret texting codes your unvaccinated kids could be sending:

WYD- when you dying?

LMAO-look measles are oncoming

ROFL-rubella onset fucking likely

DTF-dying of tetanus on Friday

WTF-when’s the flu?

NGL- not gonna live

IDC- Innocent dying children

[Alexa Bush @AlexaBush26]

Someone tell me why Venmo is my favorite social media

[Alexa Bush @AlexaBush26]

The sun is out: a concept

[wwan @wordsweallneed]

there will come moments where you’re faced with a choice between what God wants for you and what you want. and in those moments, friend, i hope you choose God. because He has never failed you, whereas we have often failed ourselves.

[Alexa Bush @AlexaBush26]

@bushmatic the waiter doesn’t seat u that’s the host thx

[maddy @timesnewmaddy]

if i say i’m “running errands” it means i’m doing like one important thing and then i’m getting coffee and going to target

[meg @mmmobrie]

When I’m at the gym and I see girls with full faces of makeup
1. Who are you here to impress?
2. How do your pores not hate you rn?
3. Ok but seriously, what setting spray?

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

White girls loooooove telling you how long it’s been since they’ve washed their hair

[Mr.Parkaaa @adam_253]

If he don’t buy you your favorite snack and drink on tha way home for no reason, he ain’t the one sis. Every girl deserves snacks for no reason

[Caleb Spangler @caleb_spangler2]

People from the North: “I can’t live in the south 100 degrees is too hot”

People from the South: “I can’t live in the north 30 degrees is too cold”

People in the Midwest when it’s 100 degrees one day, 30 degrees the next, rains, snows, and tornados all in the same week: “Ope”

[Nick @NiickHn]

This is the purest, most wholesomest thing my eyes have witnessed in the last 3 years https://t.co/attyOiZL0Q

[Blair @blairdaddio]

whoever has my voodoo doll please make it study