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catdog 🥝

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[nat @starkeysfilm]

the level of delusion needed to get the most specific category in nyt connections is actually driving me insane

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

I genuinely think this image could stop the heart of someone on shrooms

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

me on 45mg of adderall trying to remain polite while helping the stupidest fucking customer in the history of mankind

[Shitheadsteve @shitheadsteve__]

The DMV employee looking at me after I forgot to bring my 2nd grade report card

[clintoris @clintoris]

Me drunk and suicidal waiting for the Uber

[Justin Gaynor @justingaynor]

🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎶

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

Facebook is funny af 💀💀😂😂

[getoffmypage✰ @nunidior]

people that don’t like you really watch you the most!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Enough is enough. We must abolish the filibuster and pass gun safety legislation NOW. No one in America needs an AR-15. How many more children, mothers and fathers need to be murdered in cold blood before the Senate has the guts to ban assault weapons and take on the NRA?

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

pray for my bro

[. @MarisaKabas]

do…do men think that’s what a vasectomy is

[gigi @420insidejob]

i think about this daily