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[Maggie @malibubirkin]

Does anyone know what to do. Like in general

[emily ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @sparklyboots89]

do NOT fuck with me today i am on a hate spree

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

I’m sorry for that passive aggressive email, I thought you knew what you were doing at your job

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I ain’t proud of all the punches that I’ve thrown
But I don’t care I got a song with Post Malone

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either.

[Weissy @Weissy53]

Sergachev anytime someone touches Vasilevskiy

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

This is the nicest thing you have ever said to me.

[Michael Salfino @MichaelSalfino]

BREAKING: Carlos Correa to be Speaker of the House, pending physical.

[Andy Nesbitt @anezbitt]

Imagine a coworker/friend of yours needed CPR for 9 minutes in your office and then after your boss was like - take 5 minutes, everyone. and then get back to work.

That's basically what the NFL just tried to do. Total garbage.

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

Sure do miss you around here, Mac. 💙

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Call me a radical lefty, but I think it should be easier to get a life-saving abortion than a deadly assault rifle.

[Bolts By The Bay @BoltsByTheBay]

Imagine flexing this hard after beating a team who hasn’t won an FBS game in years after blowing a 28-0 lead lol

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

Cute little season for the Mets. 101 wins nothing to scoff at! But at the end of the day, Mets fans will be spending October like they always do. Sitting at home with an eliminated team rooting against the Yankees in the playoffs

You will always be little brother losers

[Derek Jeter @derekjeter]

Congrats @TheJudge44 on 62! Postseason next!!!

[♱༺ℭ༻♱ @cvittv]

IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

if you have a problem with the student loan cancellation because you already paid off your loans, just pretend its a tax cut for the rich that you also never got but mysteriously didn't complain about.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The people criticizing the idea of student loan forgiveness should take half a second to consider that they have overseen a country where the cost of college has gone up over 2,000% in the last 50 years, while the minimum wage has only increased 350%.