Alexa

Science. Clothes. Prosecco.

[Alexa @AlexaNixon]

This Week

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Why did it take me so long to go back to Zumba? #sweatymess

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Tea ☕

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Actually did my hair today for it to be rained on walking home 😢

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@chelsey_dagger 😍 https://t.co/HrYgKHDhFL

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

We're going to need a bigger kettle...

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@JohnLawsTweets 😢😢😢

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@JohnLawsTweets oh dear... What's a new van cost?

[Alexa @AlexaNixon]

@JohnLawsTweets oh no! Pricey? it needs welding, new break discs, an oil leak fixing and I've just went and got 2 new tyres there :(

[Alexa @AlexaNixon]

Poor Vince failed his MOT. 3 fails and 4 advisories. Allllll the money 😭

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Hiccups, It's been fun but please leave now 😔

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to fall:
1. Trip over nothing
2. Run 5 steps with body almost horizontal
3. Smash into floor
4. Stare furiously at ground behind you

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I'm peeeeeling 🍊

[Boring Tweeter @b0ringtweets]

A drawing pin is not a pin you can draw pictures with. Please RT to raise awareness. Thank you.

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Prosseco for one 🍸

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things most said in cars:
"Oh come on mate"
"What is he doing?"
"Don't indicate then"
"Idiot"
"He's letting you go I think"
"After you then"