Alexa

My profile picture is old. I don't exactly look like that now.

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

Play Tequila by The Champs for the next #nujukebox please! @GoNUathletics

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

@CityOfBoston sink hole in sidewalk at 203 Lamartine St in JP

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

Bruh... @redbaronpizza

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

Made my own @budlight Zoom background for virtual happy hour! #zoomresponsibly #stayhome

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

Every season is spooky season if you're a spooky person with a spooky dog.

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

@RideBlueBikes please put more stations in Cambridgeport. The ones near my office get full so fast in the mornings. Or maybe have an attendant empty the at the one at Albany and Erie mid rush hour. Thanks :)

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

Why are scrubs trolling Cambridgeport at lunchtime on a Tuesday?!?! I'm flattered that you think I'm pretty but like... what do you think you're actually gonna get out of this interaction?

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

Why is the ice cream truck so loud?

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

If cum were like Pop Rock, I'd stuck so much dick!

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

When you wear a crop top on a warm rainy day, you risk being honked at twice and cat called 3 times withing a 1 mile radius of home. #downwiththepatriarchy #iwearwhatiwant

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

On stormy days I remember that I'm still into OG Matchbox Twenty songs. 😑✌

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

Bless the cross town buses! 1, CT1, 47, CT2, 66, etc. I love you, you sexy bastards!

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

Today I found out that a CD drive phone mount for your car is a thing. So maybe car makers should ditch the CD drives and just build in phone mounts.

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

I hate having to pretend I'm into babies and think they're cute just because I'm female.

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

Hey, @cakedboston I went to find your pop up at Turtle Swamp Brewing, but you're not here. Will you be showing up or am I out a cupcake today? :(

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

A person on the T is reading "the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime" and making a really concerned kinda sad face and it's just so appropriate to the book.

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

Tfw the end of your dunks #coffee is more like coffee flavored sugar water. #tasteslikehome

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

It's frustrating to see a woman reading "Understanding the Power and Purpose of Women" written by a very religious man who also wrote a book called "Waiting and Dating." Even if you're looking for gendered Christian life guidance, pick something by a female author.

[Alexa @AlexaPerplexa]

Man on T with hat that says "BOSTON AIN'T FOR EVERYBODY" and it's kinda the truest thing I've seen all day.

[Edel Rodriguez @edelstudio]

Freedumb.