old kath

Old Kath
noun \ˈōld-ˈkath\
trusted local news outlet; motherly jester; source of incoherent wisdom; a torment to those around her

[old kath @old_kath]

how my friends and family react when I start talking about Antarctica

[old kath @old_kath]

@jishlove LFG

[old kath @old_kath]

@thelaundrymat nice! avoided an of mice and men situation once again

[old kath @old_kath]

it’s 3am, which means that it’s an urgent matter that I learn how to harvest water from the atmosphere in a diy setup involving pvc pipes

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Been smiling thinking about a chimp getting home from a long day of work. Kisses the wife, hugs the kids. Cracks open that first banana and it makes a beer noise

[Lou @louielibrary]

Partying with Scottish guys in Boston. Incredible energy. Can't understand a single word

[World Cup Papi 🇨🇴 ☕️ @FenwayAttendee]

Michelle Wu and the WOKE left have added bike lanes to Fenway Park 😡

[jackass @jackassworld]

until we meet again some sunny day… happy birthday, ryan.

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

Mulholland Drive if it happened in The Swag Era

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

when all is said and done this is easily the one thing Heidecker has produced with any longevity; the parallels to modern AI are fascinating.
this is about the pinnacle of aesthetic sketch comedy. every element is perfect & not a second of it is out of place. + Rudd excels here

[old kath @old_kath]

let’s cross brattle street with mama

[old kath @old_kath]

@vinegar_critic They’re all up for debate, something is up with the county

[old kath @old_kath]

possible exceptions being Braintree, Dedham, Milton, Weymouth… (I guess Franklin is fine, but Franklin MA is basically Rhode Island) Norfolk county Massachusetts is plagued with something extremely sinister. we need a mass exorcism of Norfolk county

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

old CIA: we're going to pay hookers to secretly dose you with LSD

new CIA: UwU, your house is surrounded and we're microwaving you ^.^

[old kath @old_kath]

I have some compassion for Norwood as well. Least problematic of this clique

[jake @wormpuller]

They let you smoke in long John silvers but only Marlboro reds none of that American spirit bullshit

[old kath @old_kath]

I think if I saw tom cruise in real life I would briefly freeze in terror before turning around and running away as fast as I could

[andrew @intellegint]

Due to social media and the fear of being recorded, mooning is a lost art