backwoodmami

I drove myself mad searching for sanity, I lost my way home while exploring the galaxy➰

[backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11]

babe… da fuq😭 ordered 1 tee & vinyl for my little sisters Christmas gift. How’s your merch site gonna give a delivery ETA of 3-5 business days pre-checkout then say 4 MONTHS post checkout. Very sad. Much disappointed. @billieeilish

[John Summit @johnsummit]

reading about these diddy freak offs really make our afters that consist of goin nonverbal while we circle around a portable speaker seem pretty innocent

[backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11]

Just when you think you know who the killer is for real this time and they throw something else at us #PresumedInnocent

[Chuck @iamcharlesavage]

#PresumedInnocent the end of episode seven

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

That's it folks. Cancel the election. Let's settle this on the golf course. Winner takes all. The only way to do it.

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

when the waiter at Chili’s walks by with a plate of sizzling fajitas
https://t.co/cSJsvXgM7b

[toad @aeon_toad]

pov you're nonverbal at a fest and you realize that you can't believe you're enjoying life to the fullest with the homies

[backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11]

@Moore247 Thanks babes♥️ miss you soo much

[backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11]

What do I gotta do to help out the squad? 👀😂 @CloZeeOfficial

[backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11]

Me and the girlies trying to get into a @mattrife show without paying a bajillion dollars

[backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11]

Coming for you with a SQUAD @ILLENIUM

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

the show beef on netflix is fucking insane.

[backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11]

@Moore247 Hahaha I 100% forgot about that

[backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11]

The feeling you get when you’re talking about a fun memory with someone and they match the same nostalgic energy as you is ethereal✨

[backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11]

As I get older I’ve learned how to manage my anger issues but every now and then… if something really upsets me, all I see is red. It’s almost unrecognizable w/ how mean I can get.

Definitely don’t like that side of me😮‍💨

[backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11]

Colin’s always done the weirdest things in his sleep. He’s currently sleeping next to me & I noticed he started randomly putting his hands in the air & going 🤘🏼 & also 🖕🏼lmao legit like 6 times. He also kept snapping at our dog Iyah when she was trying to get some water😂

[backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11]

Constantly stuck between “live in the moment, I’m not going to be young forever so have fun now” and “go tf home it’s a very unreasonable hour now and I’m going to absolutely hate myself when I wake up.” 😭

[backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11]

It is astounding how many companies lack the sense of professionalism through an interview process.

Schedule an interview, show up for said interview, ask some questions

What is difficult about those steps?🙄

[backwoodmami @AlexaWelch11]

Going to a beer Olympics today and our theme has to be a country. I googled random countries to get a vibe. Then got curious what people see when they google America…

…this…this is what they see😐