Tell people the Coronavirus is coming, and they take it seriously and do all they can to prepare.
Tell people Jesus is coming, and they take it as a joke, mock and laugh, and do nothing at all.
Remember, they mocked Noah for saying a flood was coming...until it began to rain.
Me: but I wanted it straight
My childhood hairdresser: it is...
Me: *fighting back tears staring in the mirror*
Hairdresser: I just bumped the ends
My mama: ooooooh you look so cute