Alexus Prime🇧🇧🇧🇧

Just a chill guy. DM for inquiries

[ABSOLUTE BRAZILIAN @Absolutebrazil]

Meu colega de serviço perguntou na frente das novatas se vou levar minha esposa na confraternização

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

Do you view your dad as your friend ?

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

giving his life to christ ❎
sending his life to christ ✅

[Alexus Prime🇧🇧🇧🇧 @Alexander4oom]

Only Micheal Jackson can fix this. Where is Micheal Michael ?

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Usher and Chris Brown's Los Angeles Concert Canceled Amid Ongoing Feud

Details: https://t.co/o2F5Mjv9OY

[ellā @ella_camo]

when it comes to bodily hair I follow islamic principles. I can't do all of that cave girl stuff

[Alexus Prime🇧🇧🇧🇧 @Alexander4oom]

Is that Kakey?

[baby🍀 @shalomdfirstt]

That TONGUE out was nasty work😭

[Alexus Prime🇧🇧🇧🇧 @Alexander4oom]

Heavy on Gaucho and wagamamas.

I wanna add the pasta place to the list but I forget its name l.

[CZA + @czamaru]

Where I’d take you to London if I hated you

1. Sexy Fish
2. Bocconcino
3. Nobu
4. Gaucho
5. Peggy Porschen
6. Wagamamas
7. Blank Street
8. The Ivy
9. Noodle Inn
10. Sexy Fish again cause wth

[PRINCIPAL 🇺🇬 @_papawere]

"Come and visit me I am sick"

[Lexi - Puppy Girl Scientist - Catnip for British @LexiMilfArc]

I'm a massive fan of an underdog story in sports.
Yesterday, the smallest active sumo wrestler made his debut at 125 lbs at just 15 years old. Here is he taking on the 330lb 21 year old Toramusashi.

[🌬️ @cfc_dawit]

Every time Embiid touches the ball, a young boy from Cameroon puts down the basketball and picks up an AK-47

[Alexus Prime🇧🇧🇧🇧 @Alexander4oom]

Man wants to fee exclusive at M&S like it’s a private members club

[Alexus Prime🇧🇧🇧🇧 @Alexander4oom]

Go to hell.

[WireSpy @WireSpy92]

When your missus comes back from a night on the piss with the girls and insists on sharing all the new gossip.

[Alexus Prime🇧🇧🇧🇧 @Alexander4oom]

He’s 37

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

Harden aint nothing but D’Angelo Russell with a bullshit beard and Lil Baby’s phone number

[ຸ @mydreamtoldmeso]

@shantisdiary honestly tho i’d be annoyed u assumed my preference based off ur last sexual encounter v_v

[Alexus Prime🇧🇧🇧🇧 @Alexander4oom]

“Because my ex…”

Better tell him you like foot stuff or stay home

[MRS. XTRA 🦂 @shantisdiary]

tried putting my feet on him in missionary cause my ex had a foot fetish and he said “why the fuck u keep putting ur feet on me???” let me go tf back home 😒

[Alexus Prime🇧🇧🇧🇧 @Alexander4oom]

Why did she fall head first 😭😭😭

[Winter @winterclips_]

He moisturized his palm ✋ with saliva before dishing a resounding sl@p on her 😭

[Juicell @juicellducati]

😭😭😭

[Alexus Prime🇧🇧🇧🇧 @Alexander4oom]

LOOOOOOOL

[Jazzy @imjazzy_11]

Aray! Bakit naman pinukpok?! 😭

[Alexus Prime🇧🇧🇧🇧 @Alexander4oom]

I opened it expecting Twork to emerge from the hoodie.

That’s a bar I’d only expect from twork or Rum Nitty

[💋mURLand Monroe😘 @MalloreiX]

"You got Gang Affiliations? Well I got Muslims that will come to your spot
They'll push that button
All I gotta do is say 'mmmmhmm'
That lil hum do a lot (Alhamdulillah)"