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@WolfgangRichtEU @MartinSellner_ I am most opressed, now give me house and daughters, but only the pretty ones.

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@DonSalieriM1 @Dr_Unbequem Da gibt es keinen kausalen Zusammenhang. Zudem ist die Prämisse falsch, die Irische Luftwaffe hat den Sudan nicht bombardiert.

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@Vet_X0 @BankXRP Now, how many communities exist in the crypto that can complain about a lack of criminals?

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"We lack criminals in the community"

[Vet @Vet_X0]

@BankXRP the problem is actually right there - for seized assets - we lack criminals in the community and thus unlikely to have any significant amount if any XRP in the stockpile.

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@ewbsxcyberbully What do you expect from a Spielberg movie, a dude painting fiction on a screen to make you think a certain way? EST.

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@StabbyTheCrab @unclebobmartin @Handre Boomer mind control at full display.

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@liberal_dvh @BerlinReporter @NotAServal Dann sollten die Inder auf jeden Fall draußen bleiben.

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@KraZMagazin Der lügt wie gedruckt.

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@IsabellaMWeber Obviously you need stupid and corrupt people to act as arbiters of technology transfer aka. IP theft. Enter your "arrogant German engineers with a degree from some German university, unimpressive English and less than two sentences of Chinese."

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@eurofounder

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

The European female founder journey:

1. Have a groundbreaking idea for a period tracking app

2. Recruit four other female co-founders

3. Spend 6 months designing the logo

4. Get rejected by Y Combinator, blame it on "tech bro culture"

5. Raise €25k from a Berlin Female Founders Fund instead

6. Pay Forbes €10k for an article titled "Building A Company Without Toxic Masculinity"

7. Speak at six panels about being a woman in tech

8. Launch MVP with 12 users

9. Win "European Female Innovator of the Year" award

10. Meet a 62 year old divorced French VC at a sex party

11. Marry him, shut down company, become a trad wife

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@CarlMisesHayek @SustainableSlop "We". Fuck you.

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@timthomsen1337 @muerbimaddi Der Titel gebührt Döpfner

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@ChristophNeuma7 @der_johannsen 100%ige Vernichtung des Erbes, sonst kriegt ja wieder jemand was leistungslos, beispielsweise der faule Bürokratenapparat.

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@wtftomtom @sparbuchfeinde - Lehrer Gymnasium
- Richterin Amtsgericht
- Finanzbeamter

"Leidtragende einer Wirtschaftsordnung"

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@VinodBhardwajUS @rohanpaul_ai If everything is virtually free, there are no returns on stock anymore.

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@ryancarson Huh, is this Twitter or LinkedIn?

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@NewsSeminar @NurderK Da steht: Einkommen. Nicht: Vermögen.

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@barbarossa1189 @RTLWEST

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

The most successful European startup journey:

1. Have an idea
2. Get six co-founders, ideally in their 50s
3. Spend four months to set up a legal entity
4. Apply to Y Combinator, get rejected
5. Write angry LinkedIn post about tech bro culture in the US
6. Raise €50k for 75% equity from top European VCs
8. Do external GDPR audit before users sign up
9. Co-founder leaves to do a second PhD
10. Apply for an EU grant
11. Move headquarters to Estonia for e-residency
12. Launch product, get four users
13. Pivot to sustainability consulting
14. Become the AI innovation advisor to EU Parliament

Silicon Valley simply cannot comprehend what we are building here