El Shaddai

I'm fucking famous!

[El Shaddai @AlexanderDivine]

"Hey, great handshake!" "Gimme three!"

[El Shaddai @AlexanderDivine]

You ever go in for a handshake, and you realize too late that they don't have a whole hand? And you gotta pretend like it's normal!

[El Shaddai @AlexanderDivine]

Ffffffuck physics.

[El Shaddai @AlexanderDivine]

Rumcoked and coffdanished.

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DANG.

[El Shaddai @AlexanderDivine]

All this kingdom and no princesses to curse.

[El Shaddai @AlexanderDivine]

I love technology. Daylight Savings Time happened entirely with out my knowledge

[El Shaddai @AlexanderDivine]

Zot WILLS you to drink

[El Shaddai @AlexanderDivine]

Just finished reading my old feed and realized I was a Twitter genius

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I remember this being a thing. I'm gonna make it a thing again.

[El Shaddai @AlexanderDivine]

I love Dropbox because they'll give me free space if I whore myself out to them! http://t.co/OwFS1oRw

[El Shaddai @AlexanderDivine]

Unspeakably pleasant weather on campus today. Made an A on my first descriptive essay, naturally. Thank you, Aetolia.

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Enjoying IHOP with the lovely girl I insist on hanging out with. What should I get?

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Vodka good for Comrade B. You guys'll tell me if I drink too much, right?

[El Shaddai @AlexanderDivine]

Took sleeping pills for the first time in years last night. NOT REACTING WELL.

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Shiny phone with keyboard + Twitter integration, mmm baby.

[El Shaddai @AlexanderDivine]

The police took Rhain's fork!

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Rhain's getting some driving practice. Rhe's doing well!

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Finishedup an interview at the Good Egg. It went well!

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Then again you're all BORING