Mike Moses Kennedy

Retired private investigator. Comedian. Worst Cooks in America Season 6 on Food Network. Dad to coolest daughter ever. I could dunk in high school.

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Playing "tank top homeless guy" on the "Grey Man" episode of @NCISLA

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My fiance has been living with another guy for 12 years.
Should I start getting concerned?

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Support the troops!

[BroWire @BroWire_]

A U.S. serviceman thousands of miles away on duty spotted his girlfriend bringing another man into his home through the camera and called them both out without warning

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@JeffFlake Glad to see you support that. Remember me? I was your Uber driver in 2019. Picked you up at a BBQ place in awhautkee Chandler area. Went to grades school with Paul Ryan. Hope 🇹🇷 is going great.

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How about @dpakman for President?

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You never meet anyone who has died from marijuana.

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This tornado warning is turning into the OJ Chase of this #Knicks #nbafinals
@WKOW

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Hey @WKOW should we drink every time he says in flow notch?

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Dear @elonmusk any chance you can send me 3 million for my birthday June 28? My cash app is $MikeKennedy628

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10 years ago I had a night I don't remember. 147 days of no alcohol today.

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Make it happen Universe.
@PeteButtigieg
@BernieSanders

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You ever watch the news and think "its time to leave"?

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Fucking Erika Kirk.
#bucketlist.

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You ever get so high you can't do math?
#californiasober

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I was one of them.

[Ryan @BrewPack8]

Oh to be a Brewers fan in the 80s

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@stevenovak16 How crazy was Linsanity?

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Pick up oo etsy. #olympics #usa
https://t.co/rYY5aDQz7f

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Starting to regret putting my 401k in Iranian dollars.

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Saudi Arabia is building a mountain?
#Olympics #OlympicWinterGames

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My life is not for profit.
#EpsteinFiles

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My life is very Jesus take the wheel-ish.