Alex Dwyer

I identify as a Cultured Hillbilly

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There’s a guy in my office, who’s name I don’t know, that calls me “Razorback” cause all he knows about me is I’m from Arkansas and I’m here for it

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I just picked out that they are playing Black Oak Arkansas at the bar.

I can’t tell you how proud of myself I am.

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@CosmonautIvan Shave the head and the beard, keep the stache

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@DukeofUke_1021 Like I always say, if something sucks, you can probably blame the Calvinists

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@DukeofUke_1021 @benjamindcrosby What? You don’t want to read Pieper’s Dogmatics?

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@CosmonautIvan RT so hard

[alyosha oxygen 🕊 @alyosha_oxygen]

me trying to read Kierkegaard today, and like, everyday... also Ebbling the other day. And Sartre the day before that.

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@DukeofUke_1021 @CosmonautIvan John Donne, if you aren’t that familiar just go read his wiki.

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@DukeofUke_1021 @CosmonautIvan

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@DukeofUke_1021 @CosmonautIvan Not saved enough

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@CosmonautIvan I’m too skinny

[Giuseppe Gagliano @FatherGiuseppe]

If you write
prose and chop
it up
line
by line,
it turns into poetry
for some reason.

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@atmyriad Low key my favorite tweet ever

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@masonvieth It’s rad

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My Uber driver is blasting NWA and I’m not upset

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List of things I didn’t need

1) Locking my keys in my car 30 mins away from my apartment

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This band turned the Game of Thrones theme into a 15 min jam and I’m here for it

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@rolyatarak Git lit

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@SnarkyTrad Man, I wanted to be there first person you saw ejected from a chipotle

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Who here wants to sit around, drink cheap wine, and talk about the role of the Church in the Martyrdom of St Jean d’Arc?