Alex Marshi

American writer and comedian. Bylines: @RollingStone, @PortMagazine. Newest writings can be found on @Medium. Runs funny stand-up shows in Los Angeles.

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@finblox Yesterday, Finblox received over 1,400 positive "reviews" from Trust Pilot "user" who had never written a review before... Most obvious fake I've ever seen

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@ReallyZahra 😂 Amen.

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@SilverFondler Did they finally post earnings?

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@SilverFondler Did they announce that officially somewhere? I think you're right, I can't find earnings anywhere and they were supposed to announce before open.

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This is the last major election I'll be part of the 18-29 year old voting group (same for most of my followers). Let's blow everyone's minds and turn out to vote like never before. #ElectionDay #IVoted #GoVote #VoteToday #VotingMatters

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@dinnerwithherve Absolute favorite movie I've seen in ages! Completely captivating, hilarious, and heartbreaking. I read that it took a quarter-century of struggle to get it made, and it was worth the wait. Check it out on HBO! #MyDinnerwithHerve

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#ReadABookDay : Because the internet has decided we should only read one book each year.

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“Most jobs have pages of rules,” O’Reilly said. “#Trump said there was only one: ‘Grab away. Our lawyers will pay.”
https://t.co/6M88jhmk5d

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@AlexanderMarshi Betsy Devos has just taken the stage.

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I just published “LIVE: Devos, Bannon, and Priebus Speak at CPAC” https://t.co/ocPj3nnysW

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There's #generationX, #generationZ, so my (semi-sarcastic) question is: which emoji will be used to represent the generation yet to be born?

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"I'm not trying to say 'fuck you,' I'm giving the American people a one-finger salute," Trump said.
https://t.co/eDdNER2CEw

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@ZahraAliLive I legit did not know the Super Bowl was coming up until I read this tweet. Sad.

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#TrumpOnBlackHistory : "That's exactly what I'm trying to make black people: History."

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Watch my friend, @mrstevenbriggs tell the great LA story that won him @themoth story slam! https://t.co/kEZNOK4d52

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Funny shirt the @NeverTrumpPAC might like: https://t.co/hIhOxBuYQh

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Good news for @cityofirvine: #1 on @TheFiscalTimes list of US cities with a perfect rating. #NewYork less lucky https://t.co/tnq5nfnd32

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@theTunnelBear is the best VPN service I know of. It allows you to access sites from any country.

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"Trump Won't Prosecute, Clinton Quits Weight Lifting"
https://t.co/Rtf0EDJEhn

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@OpenDebate, explain yourself. The top 2 most voted questions were about guns. Why was neither question asked in the #debate?