Alexander Gabriel

[Alexander Gabriel @AlexanderMoose1]

retweet this if ur a real AROHA.

[Jacob ‘Solid’ Snake 🦊 🐍 @DarkDementus]

This is genuinely something you’d say before taking your own life.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Japan’s prime minister has revealed an unlikely companion during her long hours at work: a cockroach.

Sanae Takaichi said she felt “a little lonely” after staff removed the insect from her official residence, because she thought it might be part of the cycle of reincarnation.

🔗 https://t.co/4EvFnAOT1G

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

between this and the "I voted for Mamdani because he is a right-wing Italian" anecdote I don't kno what to say beyond it rules how insane everybody is now.

[slick @dlicj]

suffered a bird watching injury to my eyes. Tried to see too many birds and my eyes gave out

[slick @dlicj]

little red riding hood: why grandma.. what a long car you have
limo driver, disguised as little red riding hood’s grandma: the better to drive you around town in luxury, my dear

[slick @dlicj]

scientists say loch ness monster is not real instead is just a monster size eel in Loch Ness

[slick @dlicj]

ok just give me a few minutes

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Neurodiversity Win! This Online Autism Assessment Will Just Tell You You’re Autistic If It Seems Like That’s What You Want To Hear

https://t.co/mFqJNUBHRt

[foxxy cleopatra @groovygurlanna]

customer at work has a shirt that says “this is not a drill” with a picture of a hammer

[keelan dx @projaredgram]

This is the best scene in any Nickelodeon movie. Is he supposed to be singing that, what is he doing

[My Beautiful Smile 🏆 🧡😃💙😃 🏆 @WetOilyButt]

how many drinks would it take you to leave with me..

girl you look good…

and i got money but i don’t wanna waste my time

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

misogynist

[audrey @denniscooperfan]

Lowkey I think hospitals are more important than movie theaters

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

Any updates on this?

[Smiths Chips @DuckHonkin]

My sex flaw? (chuckling) well, i guess you could say I fuck a little bit TOO good, and this is why women don’t come back.

[daisy @ihatedai]

I knew a btch was a coke head when she had to get coke before a cook out

[psychological spider-man @rickdank_o]

Really high bar for film criticism these days.

[jifya8 @jifysn]

Idk if it’s because I’m a lesbian but I find this so unattractive 😭😭

[retard burger @dafifthloko]

hey retarded