Alexander the Goat

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. | I wanna go fast!

[Alexander the Goat @AlexanderThGoat]

Boi I was high as fuck

[Alexander the Goat @AlexanderThGoat]

@WatcherGuru Will you say something on Robinhood halting yet another stock? $GPRO

[Alexander the Goat @AlexanderThGoat]

@WatcherGuru @SenWarren No we just started tailing them!!!

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

Fighting Scammers in Paris! (fart spray gun 🔫 + pepper spray + violence)

[Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4 Informer @CODMW4Informer]

BLACK OPS 7 BETA CODES will be sent to some people that interact with this post.

Be following @CODBO7Informer 💥

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

NEW: Hunter Biden explains how easy it is to make crack and then tries to prevent himself from getting too excited about remembering how awesome it was. 😂

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🎶 Daddy’s home… Hey, hey, hey, Daddy.

President Donald J. Trump attended the NATO Summit in The Hague, Netherlands.

[sanswant @royal_bobby24]

justin bieber car breaking down in the hood still the funniest shit 😭😭

[Topps @Topps]

𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊: Topps x @takashipom MLB Tokyo Series Matchup set.

@Complex is proud to be the exclusive retailer for the set.

This 25-card set features Takashi Murakami artwork celebrating top players from the Los Angeles Dodgers and Chicago Cubs, including Shohei Ohtani, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, Seiya Suzuki, and Shota Imanaga.

The set also has rare parallels & autographs, with the chase card being a one-of-one dual-autograph card signed by both Murakami and Ohtani.

The set is part of the Takashi Murakami x MLB Collection commemorating the MLB Tokyo Series between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Chicago Cubs.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you exclude security guards & maintenance personnel, the number of government workers who show up in person and do 40 hours of work a week is closer to 1%!

Almost no one.

[Alexander the Goat @AlexanderThGoat]

@betbigben I see link I click

[Alexander the Goat @AlexanderThGoat]

@HobbyRecap Was able to swipe one but didn’t get any confirmation or reciept just got charged hoping it went thru 🙏🏽

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Do these expenditures seem like a good use of your taxes?

[MJ @morganisawizard]

my 2024 debate drinking game, enjoy:

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump and Biden both agree to debate each other on June 27