An actual trash panda

The best gift you are ever going to give someone- the permission to feel safe in their own skin. To feel worthy. To feel like they are enough. ~Hannah Brenchner

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

I wish I could be a hot girl but I love pizza and pasta and food in general too much 🤷🏼‍♀️

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

I call it my villain era but it’s really just me setting boundaries and sticking to them even though it feels like shit.

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

“They don’t have cows here, just white domestic terrorists”- my dad.

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

Is it inappropriate to text your therapist “come prepared because dude, you are IN. FOR. IT. next session”???

Because that got written in all caps on my “stuff to tell Lauren about” list.

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

Maybe the orcas are attacking boats because of how bad their friends are treated at sea world and stuff. Maybe it takes them a long time to organize 😅

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

The perfect date is going to a bar with the juke box thing and just playing really weird shit all night and watch people’s reactions. Especially if you can get the songs played from an app so literally no one knows.

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

I just got shocked by water and I’m so confused.

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

To whoever stole my drink and danish from starbies this morning, your mom’s a hoe.

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

Heavy on loving myself completely this year and finally becoming the best version of me.

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

So I made a different account for my less appropriate thoughts in case anyone wants to know those too lol. @potatehoe337

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

I talk to my pets a lot (probably an unhealthy amount) but I’ve noticed the things I say are so weird sometimes because I can say whatever I want to them without feeling embarrassed. I just said to my cat “can’t trust a hoe” because he looked suspicious

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

I get so embarrassed when I refresh my feed and then click on someone’s story and they posted it under 3 minutes ago. I promise I’m not stalking anyone, I just needed new memes.

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

I freaking LOVE reading comments from two strangers that are having a fight on the internet.

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

I really wanna know why I bother paying for @amazon prime for two day shipping when the stuff doesn’t even ship out for two days.

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

It’s so crazy that as women, we all pretty much hide our panties when getting a pap even though the doctor looks directly at our cervix 😂

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

farewell.

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

Today I found out that apparently I’m useless and apparently I don’t do my job. When in fact, I do, but I also have a whole ass caseload to manage and am doing everything I can. 🙄

[An actual trash panda @AlexandraHoll]

My step mom got sassy with me because I had driven us for an hour and then said something about how I wasn’t wearing my glasses. I can still drive, I just can’t read well enough to make turns when I don’t know where I’m going and no gps.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

could be us

[cory @coolmathgame_]

random guy: it’s not a big deal man i just don’t think it matters

me pulling out a gun: the 2 main characters in a show called veggie tales are fruits and that doesn’t matter to u? [waving gun around] it’s not a big deal ?