The best gift you are ever going to give someone- the permission to feel safe in their own skin. To feel worthy. To feel like they are enough. ~Hannah Brenchner
Is it inappropriate to text your therapist “come prepared because dude, you are IN. FOR. IT. next session”???
Because that got written in all caps on my “stuff to tell Lauren about” list.
The perfect date is going to a bar with the juke box thing and just playing really weird shit all night and watch people’s reactions. Especially if you can get the songs played from an app so literally no one knows.
I talk to my pets a lot (probably an unhealthy amount) but I’ve noticed the things I say are so weird sometimes because I can say whatever I want to them without feeling embarrassed. I just said to my cat “can’t trust a hoe” because he looked suspicious
I get so embarrassed when I refresh my feed and then click on someone’s story and they posted it under 3 minutes ago. I promise I’m not stalking anyone, I just needed new memes.
Today I found out that apparently I’m useless and apparently I don’t do my job. When in fact, I do, but I also have a whole ass caseload to manage and am doing everything I can. 🙄
My step mom got sassy with me because I had driven us for an hour and then said something about how I wasn’t wearing my glasses. I can still drive, I just can’t read well enough to make turns when I don’t know where I’m going and no gps.
random guy: it’s not a big deal man i just don’t think it matters
me pulling out a gun: the 2 main characters in a show called veggie tales are fruits and that doesn’t matter to u? [waving gun around] it’s not a big deal ?